Chip Whitley

I got nothin

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

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First Dolly, and now Tim Curry? Somebody better wrap @iammrvandy and @MelBrooks in bubble wrap or put them in a hyperveric chamber or something

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

Here's a question. Why do I have all these social media accounts when I don't have anything interesting to post?

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was a wood carver that specialized in shellfish? It was to try to make houses look very unique.
He was very good at making Log Crabins............I'll come up with a good one one of these days

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

#HereMeOut Scott Bakula starring in a Zachary Taylor biopic

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Anytime he talks about something that way, it reminds me of Michael Scott explaining a phrase or something in a talking head. Like we have no idea what he's taking about and he has to explain it to us

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

I am here to announce that I will not be performing at the Freedom 250 Fair. I was not asked, but I figured I'd nip it in the bud before I was actually asked. So, you're gonna have to find another place to hear my kazoo renditions of 90s Hip-Hop songs

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

Happy Birthday @SheIsEmazing.

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

It's been a while since I've been on here, did I miss anything newsworthy?

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"I'll be dead in the ground before some man in a wheelchair becomes president"-Calvin Coolidge, probably

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

I haven't tweeted anything in so long, I'm not sure that "Tweeting" is still the word. Is it X'ing? Tweeting? Garbagoning? What is it these days?

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

Look at that, I'm a trendsetter

[Holly Robinson Peete 💃🏾♍️ @hollyrpeete]

#VOTE #VOTA #YesOnProp50

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

I did a thing #Election2025

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

Is there something on my head?

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

She wanted to buy me a drink. I asked for mozzarella sticks instead. She didn't get the reference

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

@JonPete81672694 @hwinkler4real Wow, that's even more wrong than how most people would get 'you're' wrong

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

I knew someone who was so nervous about every time they went out with someone that they ate a whole thing of antacids beforehand
They date and left no Tums.

I just wanted to post something, ok? It's been a while

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

I have an idea that involves @fruitrollups and the country of @luxembourg. Watch my TikTok space within the next 8 years..........maybe

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

Apparently, I have been here for 13 years, and only 10 tweets have been meaningful
#MyXAnniversary

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

I have some exciting news. I just got the news that I am gonna be a voice on the gender swapped version called 'My Father, The Car'

[Chip Whitley @ChipsterWhitley]

Shouldn't have worn the shirt OVER that one cause it would've been a pic that's a tiny bit more flattering, but it is how it is #For3ver #OpeningDay

[Michael Waltrip @MW55]

Dale yes! #For3ver

#OpeningDay
@Reds @ItsBristolBaby