@fandomslopfan I’m just being salty cause one of the mr impossible timed jobs literally makes you cross the entire map in 6 minutes with fragile cargo😭
DS1: oh Sam I’m so sorry this order is timed, it’s got a 45 minute limit but I’m sure you’ll make it! (Takes a total 5 minutes if you’re not rushing)
DS2: Sam you twat you’ve got 45 seconds to get across the entire map and if you even bump the cargo you’ll fail good luck
@mansagoin The idea of a wet, probably cold, tentacle in ANY of my openings disgusts me, especially the suction cups. It’s sexy as fuck and I love seeing it but eugh no, keep that thing FAR from any of my orifices
@fandomslopfan I genuinely have been giggling about this since last night cause I realised you didn’t know ANYTHING about him after we both said we were like him😭
Guys I love tentacle Higgs bs as much as everyone else but imma be so honest the idea of a tentacle in any of my holes makes me wanna gag that seems like a sensory nightmare. Please do not put your suction cups in my holes.
I love the way kojima made Higgs quite openly queer and then doubled down by reposting him being gay. And people still have the nuts to go “he’s not into men!!!”
Sometimes when I want to tweet but don’t know what to say I scroll through my screenshots and pick the funniest one and twice I’ve done that and they’re always my best work