Chiro Fish

My name is Marty. I was just recently adopted/hired by Elmsford Chiropractic and I'm head of the HR Department

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Why are fish so easy to weigh?

They have their own set of scales!
#chirofish #fishpunfriday #PickACod #AnyCod

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🎵🎶When you're down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee,🎵

That's a Moray.

#ChiroFish #FishPuns #OhMyCod

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?" #chirofish #HappyFriday #TheseTweetsAreKrakenMeUp

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If anyone out there in the Twitterverse knows any good fish puns, just let minnow. 😉🐟 #chirofish #fishpuns #DontBeKoiWithMe

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Today, is my daddy's last #FishFactFriday and he wants you all to know that Fish are FRIENDS not food! Especially on Fridays during Lent ;) #Fish #JustKeepSwimming #SeeYaLater #ChiroFish

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Wanna know one of the perks of being a fish? I don't have to worry about getting the Flu. Fish and Human Diseases can't cross! Isn't that great....for me? :) #TooGoodTuesday #FinTasticNews

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You guys, my Plenty of Fish account has been active for almost four days, and I haven't gotten a single bite...#WhatIsLove #BeMyValentine

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Just decorated my tank for #ValentinesDay but I don't have a valentine yet. I'm thinking about trying this #PlentyOfFish thing... #BeMine I'm sure I'm a FINtastic date ;)

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The Holidays are here and you're all going to LOVE my new digs! Come in and check me out! #ChiroFish #Aquarium #TheTankIsClean #SwimminSanta

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From my tank to yours I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving! Today I find myself thankful that I'm a fish and not a turkey ;) #Thanksgiving #Thankful #FishFeelings

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Fish don’t grow new scales as they grow – the scales that they have just grow bigger. This means that you can estimate the age of a fish from the rings that are formed over time similarly to how you would guess the age of a tree. #FunFishFactFriday #CanYouGuessMyAge

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@joannaxo92 Just keep swimming my dear! We'll get through this week together! :)

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@joannaxo92 Chill out! This happens every year ;)

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Happy Halloween from my tank to yours! I hope you all like my costume this year, I'm a whale ;) #FunnyFish #Halloween

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Introducing the office's new #ChiroFish Marty!!! Come by the office and say hello! #JustKeepSwimming

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"The largest fish is the great whale shark." They clearly haven't met my Great-Aunt Susan, she's a WHOLE lotta' goldfish! #FishFactFriday

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Hey #MTVCribs check out my new CRIB Renovation! #Fall #BasicFish #PumpkinSpice #Beta #Lit

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Though they may look toothless, goldfish actually have teeth,but they’re located in their throats. #Yikes #FishFactFriday #MyShinyTeethAndMe

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What a beautiful fall Saturday here in Elmsford! I hope you all have a FINtastic day and a restful weekend! #FinsUpForFun

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The World's most poisonous fish is the stone fish. Its sting causes shock, paralysis, & death if not treated #FishFactFriday #WhaddaJerk