The Crystal Master

Guitar for @teethnoise905/@hundredsunsmusic and some other screamo band.

[TEETH @teethnoise905]

Onto the next chapter. Two brand new songs. Live. Us + you in the same room. April 27th at KOl in Hamilton w/a surprise guest band + our friends in Fight on Sight and Losing Sight.

Doors at 7:30pm.
$15 adv/$20 - tickets go live Friday (April 5th) at 10am. Link in bio.
Join us.

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

The content nobody here wants to see but you’re getting it anyway. 940 quarter pounders with cheese down from 1200 quarter pounders with cheese.

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

@claddythedaddy Love this. 👌

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

The Machines We Are is back on Spotify. 2000’s screamo kids rejoice.

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

@DrBrometheus Killed it!

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

@xxdezirexx @DEADANDDIVINE It’s back 🤝

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

This app is a real fuckin’ wasteland these days huh.

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

@antoboros I wish. They’re telling me it’s been permanently disabled after I tried to dispute the suspension. And I actually make a point to NOT comment kooky stuff for this exact reason so I’m safe on that front. This is obviously a big fuck up on their behalf and I hope they can fix it.

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

Hey @instagram I woke up to yall deleting my account that I’ve had for over 10 years citing community guideline issues despite me only ever posting guitars. Literally nothing has changed. Please tell me you did not just rob me of 26,000 followers and all of my hard work.

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

@instagram @WBNeechi Oh rad! You guys won’t delete the fake account PRETENDING to be me but you’ll erase the REAL dude (that’s me) who submitted a passport photo, has his email/phone number with two factor authentication turned on, and has run the account for 13 years. Took you five mins, too. 🤌

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

@instagram Hey @WBNeechi a homie recommended I get in touch with you to help me here. This really sucks. Any chance I can recover the account?

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

Baby LeMasters comin’ May 2024. 💕

[TEETH @teethnoise905]

Devils Night is approaching. Join us Sunday Oct 29 at KOI in Hess Village, Hamilton. FREE show. $5/pay what you can raffle to win this bangin’ prize pack.

The candy alone is worth like $50 so come for that alone if you think we fucking suck (we don’t though).

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

222lbs (down from nearly 320) today. Managed to keep it relatively in check on tour with the exception of a few poutines and late night hotel Haribo/chocolate sessions. Carbs are very sick.

[TEETH @teethnoise905]

Proud to call this home. See you soon.

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

Sweatin.

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

@_omarshoots Crap spatter.

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

Gonna make a whole assed mess.

[TEETH @teethnoise905]

Let’s go Hamilton. Tickets are officially live: https://t.co/3UEVh2XFAH

All advance ticket buyers are automatically entered into a draw for this sick prize pack. Get em while they’re hot.

[The Crystal Master @ChisMelasters]

Just ate a whole pizza and I’m solely training catapult you motherfuckers into the pit later this year SO HELP ME GOD.