Mr Chisom

Business Man | General Merch | Real Estate.
Ask & I shall sell.

Advocate for public decency.

[Mr Chisom @ChisomOfficial]

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[Ozor Ndi Ozor @OzorNdiOzor]

BOKI, NIGERIA — The Danare community in Boki Local Government Area, Cross River State, was thrown into a state of panic earlier today following an unauthorized incursion by over 200 officers of the Cameroonian Armed Forces.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“It's been over 22 days and the k!dn@pp£d children and teachers are still in captivity. While we commend the authorities for the rescue of Adelabu relatives, other k!dn@pp£d children should also be brought home. I heard the government gave the family 500k and bags of rice. I'm happy they rejected it.”

[KEPUKEPU TV 📺 @kepukepunews]

Yesterday, A Man Stole a Mobile Phone belonging to a Staff of the Nnenna Bus Terminal.

He Stole it and quickly boarded a bus to Ohafia.

He obviously wasn’t aware the Whole Terminal Environment is very secured.

CCTV Caught him and was traced down to his Bus at Ohafia.

He was finally handed over to the Police.

That terminal is too secure, Behave Yourselves oh

[OjiUgo™️🍫👁️‍🗨️ @OjiUgo_nwa]

Kenneth Okonkwo who is supposed to be a lawyer and a member of ADC claimed he got an information that aspirants in NDC which he’s not a member of were asked to pay 10 million naira, he didn’t verify whatever he was told and ran to a TV station to say Peter Obi who is also an aspirant in NDC asked people to pay the said money.

The person he claimed told him about the said payment has since distanced himself from the gossip.

A lawyer who doesn’t understand how damaging defamation is to a person or too stupid to care, he was probably hoping Peter Obi will ignore as usual but he’s been slammed with a 5bn lawsuit. I hope his lawyer has a good lawyer.

[JusticeCrack @Justice_Crack]

I write this with pain in my heart.

On April 23, 2026, I bought a car on loan after trading in my former car, which had become a constant source of problems. I still had an outstanding balance of ₦4.5 million to pay.

On April 28, 2026, I was taken away by the Nigerian Army under the guise of DSS officials. For three days in their custody, I was subjected to treatment that left deep scars on me physically, emotionally, and mentally.

Throughout those three days, I remained handcuffed and blindfolded. During the day, I was left under the scorching sun for hours without water. I begged and cried for water, but nobody gave me any. At night, I was kept in an extremely cold room where I would cry and plead for help, but no one responded. I also received random slaps from unidentified individuals.

Even after the court granted me bail, the trauma did not end. I still wake up suddenly at night, struggling to sleep as memories of those days continue to haunt me.

What breaks my heart even more is that the car I bought on loan was damaged. Sometimes I ask myself: what exactly did I do to deserve such treatment?

My only “offence” was speaking up and asking that my brothers and sisters serving in the military should be properly fed and cared for.

Today, I can truly say that Nigeria happened to me.

But despite everything, one thing remains certain:

Justice can never be cracked.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Ifeyinwa Okwudo has now been expelled from Ezzy College of Nursing, Enugu.

She was the woman who indefinitely suspended Joy Ezeugwu for exposing the dilapidated state of Uwani Health Center, Enugu.

She also recently slapped a 9-months pregnant student three times.

To those of you oppressing our students: it’s only a matter of time before we shine our light on you.

[DonAza @DonAzag]

It is profoundly telling that you never see Tinubu or APC supporters condemning INEC’s systemic failures. There is absolutely no outrage from their camp. There is no tweet from their tweeter warlord asking for Amupitan resignation. Instead, their smug confidence that "nobody can defeat Tinubu" seems to stem directly from this broken system. They aren't upset because the flaws work in their favour or it's part of their game plan. It’s a chilling realization when an entire political block becomes so comfortable with electoral irregularities that they treat systemic criminality as a standard winning strategy.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

APC is campaigning for 2027 elections with 1KG semovita.

You won't believe what state this is -

Exactly, Oyo state.

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

FLASHBACK: We Brought In Fulani Terrorists From Mali, Sierra Leone, Others For 2015 Election After We Won They Refused To Go Back — Pioneer APC Secretary Baraje https://t.co/3Dm4cFaEzn

[Nedu Ani @Nedumcity_]

Mazi Nnamdi Kanu and his IPOB were the major reason Southeast and the entire Igbo land wasn’t captured by this Fulani Terrorists. Under Buhari, Enugu was almost captured that our Governor was crying like a toddler instead of being responsible.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I told my guy that i was hungry yesterday and he asked me to take out soup from the freezer so i can defrost. Immediately i opened it and reached for the plate, that was the last thing i remembered for like 3 seconds. Everywhere first blur, i stood there totally shocked wondering what happened. Only for this bagger lizard to come and ask me if it shocked me, i nodded. He now said “no vex abeg i for tell you to wear slippers before you open am”.😭😭

[Mr Chisom @ChisomOfficial]

@enrg_darlington @OurFavOnlineDoc Did you watch the video? Or read what you posted?

[Queen Bee 👑 🐝 @RealQueenBee__]

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Attention: Seriake Dickson @iamHSDickson and the NDC @NigeriaNDCHQ, we are keenly watching, and any attempt to gag or intimidate Peter Obi or encroach on the internal workings of the Obidient Movement will lead to severe consequences.

The Obidient Movement has never and will never be affiliated with any political party, except to the person of Mr. Peter Obi @PeterObi.

However, some individual members of the movement are at liberty to join or be affiliated with political parties, but not on behalf of the movement.

We will resist any attempt to directly or indirectly meddle in our affairs or with the person of H.E. Mr. Peter Obi.

Kindly note that the person who brought life into your party can also take that life back. Respect is reciprocal and boundaries MUST be respected. That's all for now as we watch your utterances and actions.

Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter!!!

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Is this what the government do? This new Brain Jotter skit is telling a story,hmmm

[Mr Chisom @ChisomOfficial]

@onu_slim Everyday gotv people are calling me to recharge that I'll be elevated to the next plan. Lol. That gotv go stay there spoil.

[Slim @onu_slim]

The Fall of DSTV

DSTV raised its subscription prices three times in two years.

Then it lost 1.4 million Nigerian subscribers in those same two years.

Then it slashed its decoder price by 50% to beg those subscribers to come back.

Some people will call it business strategy but this is a company eating itself alive and wondering why it is hungry.

The numbers are brutal.

MultiChoice lost 2.8 million active subscribers across Africa over two financial years. 1.2 million in 2025 alone. An 8% year on year decline. 

Nigeria accounted for 77% of subscriber losses across all of MultiChoice’s African operations outside South Africa. The Rest of Africa base collapsed from 9.3 million in 2023 to 7.5 million in 2025. 

Nigeria did not just leave DSTV, they buried it and the content is leaving with the subscribers.

BET Africa and MTV Base shut down January 2026. CBS Reality and CBS Justice went December 2025. CNN International, Discovery Channel, Cartoon Network, TNT Africa, Food Network and several others were all at risk of removal. 

A platform charging premium prices while removing the channels people subscribed for is not a product anymore but a subscription to disappointment.

DSTV built its Nigerian dominance on a monopoly with no serious competition for decades. So it did what every monopoly does when it feels untouchable. It raised prices whenever it wanted, reduced value whenever it could, and treated Nigerian subscribers like they had no alternative.

Then Netflix arrived. Then YouTube got faster. Then data became more accessible. Then the naira collapsed and Nigerians had to choose between DSTV and eating.

Omo we chose eating.

MultiChoice responded by cutting decoder prices from N20,000 to N10,000 and launching a promotional campaign called “We Got You”.

“We Got You” from the same company that raised your subscription three times in 24 months, removed your favourite channels, and treated your complaints like background noise.

They did not get you, they lost you and now they are running after you with a discount like an ex who only calls when they realise you moved on.

DSTV is not falling because of Netflix or the economy.

It is falling because it spent twenty years treating Nigerian consumers with contempt and assumed loyalty was the same thing as having no choice.

Nigerians finally got a choice but not MultiChoice

[HRM Oba Omotooyosi Bayo M.Akinleye @KabiesiOlukosi]

These are Boko haram families leaving the bush for the time being. Every time the fight in the forest gets intense for the Boko Haram fighters, they send their families to the city for vacation, so the women and children don’t slow them down from maneuvering during air strike and military raids.

When will our government learn?

[Queen Bee 👑 🐝 @RealQueenBee__]

Internet forgets ke, neither do we...

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“Shå-m£less husband and wife. They have gøne to collect ₦5,000 to campaign for APC. Schoolchildren and teachers are still being held by kidn@ppers, yet they are out here campaigning for APC.”

— Man blåsts a husband and wife riding on a motorcycle as they were returning from an APC rally in Enugu State today.

[Shehu Gazali Sadiq @Rejoice_inlife]

There's panic in Aso Rock. That's why they unleashed data boys headed by Onanuga against Peter Obi. The Obi/Kwankwaso ticket is a bomb. The North is embracing the ticket. The Southeast and Southsouth is for the Ticket. Tinubu has only the Southwest and it's not guaranteed.

Peter Obi is coming and Nigeria will be OK.