Chisom Caleb

Die hard #MUFC fan 🔴 😍 #manunitednaija

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear young men,

Especially those of you between the ages of 27-33 and are still single.

This is how you know that you may have found your wife:

1. She's highly interested in what you do legitimately for a living, actively trying to encourage you to build your career or business, and always looking out for other opportunities for you.

2. If you live alone, she takes initiatives without being told by observing your home and trying to buy things she knows you need to live a better life in preparation for marriage.

3. She will hardly ask you for money, not because she doesn't need it, but because it's easy for her to get money from other men. And she knows that taking money from other men is an "invitation to treat", and can destroy her relationship with you. And she wouldn't want to make you feel that she's with you for your money, too.

4. When you give her money to do certain things, either for you or for her, she'll try to give you an account of how she spent the money.

5. She keeps boundaries with your friends and doesn't try to compare you with them. Rather, she would look out for that friend whom she observes has your best interests at heart, and encourage you to stay close to him.

6. She will not use sex as a weapon in the relationship, neither would she use it as a bargaining chip.

7. She actively gives you updates on how her day went, and she doesn't come to your house with her phone on silent mode or airplane mode.

8. She will try to abide by how you like her to dress, and she'll listen to you when you caution her about certain behavior that you do not like.

9. She'll actively want you to know her siblings and show interest in and respect for your siblings as well.

10. She'll not hold back if you ask her to lend you money, if she has it. But you, the man, must keep to your words when paying her back.

11. She'll bend many rules for you, but you should not take undue advantage of it.

12. She'll stress you sometimes, and test you in as many ways as possible. She's doing all that to see how well you can lead her, and how well you can control your emotions or anger.

13. She'll make mistakes. But you should use it as a teaching moment for her. If you don't judge her too harshly, she'll start to listen to you more. When you make a woman trust you with her vulnerability, she'll overlook some of your excesses.

14. She'll actively seek your validation and yours alone; whatever you say is good for her, she will accept it. And she won't care what the world says or feels about her.

15. She will not force you to be religious, but she will actively observe whether you respect God, because a man without God may not be a good leader.

If you have a lady that can do at least 10 out of the 15, you may have found your wife.

And remember, when you choose your wife, you have chosen your destiny.

End.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

I am sick to my stomach watching that video of the teacher being beheaded in Oyo State.

You dedicate your life to teaching mathematics and building the next generation, only to be abducted and slaughtered.

This is not life!

The primary duty of ANY government is the protection of lives. If a teacher cannot even be safe inside a classroom, then nobody is safe. Security operatives are dying, and citizens are bleeding. We are not angry enough!

We cannot normalise this madness. The government must wipe out these monsters and bring the remaining teachers home alive. My heart bleeds for Mr Oyedokun. He did not deserve this. My deepest condolences go to his family.

Please @oyostategovt @seyimakinde @NGRPresident. Something HAS to be done!

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Once two mature adults say to themselves that "we want this relationship to work", it's done.

You the woman must cut off all distractions and focus on your man, show him respect & be feminine.

You the man must keep to your words, & walk the talk. You must show financial readiness & other signs that you want to be a married man.

If you want to cheat, you are better off cheating with prostitutes and pay them off.

Stop cheating with normal women who are also looking for husbands, because they can ruin the beautiful relationship you're building with your girlfriend.

And it can make your serious girlfriend start to lose trust in you, and it can make her to start considering other options, thereby cheating on you too.

Everyday, you come to this community to read posts and comments from different single women.

I sometimes intentionally put these women in the spotlight so that they can be noticed by serious men.

I flirt with them, post their pictures, and give you hints of what you men should be looking out for.

But for some of you, you're cruising.

I am married ooo.

Those ladies are single & want to be married too.

Look at yourself very well as a man.

Are you in your late 20s and in your 30s?

Are you working legitimately?

Do you live alone?

Can you feed yourself, a woman and at least one child?

Then if you check these boxes, you're a potential bachelor.

You'll never run out of totos to fuck.

Stop fucking around and make one lady your serious girlfriend and marry first.

You'll still meet plenty totos ahead.

I have provided several opportunities for both men and women to connect with each other through my platforms.

But lack of seriousness is your undoing.

You people are getting older everyday.

Time waits for no one.

End.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

TRENDING VIDEO: Nigerian police SARS officers seen shooting a suspect in brutal execution style in Delta State.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you have a male friend that has refused to reduce the rate at which he visits you after you marry your wife, to the extent that he doesn't mind passing the night.

He's most likely coming to visit your wife.

Not you.

End.

[Master Togan @Getinwithgame]

Tell her:

"I'm into girls who are really open-minded."
"I like women who are adventurous and up for new things."
"I’m drawn to truly feminine women."

Then sit back and watch her start qualifying herself, jumping through hoops to prove she fits exactly what you described.

[𝒢•🫦 @page3ofgoogle]

Bruh.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

It's not just because I did it.

But if you university boys and girls will take my advice, you most likely will not regret it.

Your future husband and wife is right there in the same university that you're attending.

Start dating each other, focus on your studies, suffer together and grow together.

Shun greed and deceits.

For the girls, forget all those older men and what they are offering you.

Your university boyfriend is passing through the phase that they also passed through.

Just make sure he's a serious person when it comes to his academics, and make sure he's older than you are.

He's probably going to be the only serious man that you may date and possibly your first too.

Every older working-class man or woman that you look up today, were once like you.

The big cars they drive, the money they have, the fancy apartments that they live in, all are achievable by you and your boyfriend.

And this thing doesn't take much time.

I bought my first car and rented my own apartment about 2 years post NYSC.

And married my university love thereafter.

We planned it.

We worked towards it.

We were intentional.

We were patient.

And God made it possible.

Please listen to me. If you seal your relationship right from the university, you'll have a lot of time in your hands to focus on your goals, and eliminate all emotional baggage that many people who were not patient are passing through now.

Just have at the back of your minds that, your situation will never be same forever.

Learn the ropes.

Avoid friends who would discourage you, and carry your families along all the way.

So that by the time both of you are set to marry, it would just be a formality.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Yesterday, my lovely wife was supposed to send me N325k.

But she sent N310k.

When I saw the alert, she called.

Wife: sweetie, I have sent you the money.

Me: How much did you send?

Wife: N310k

Me: Is that the amount that you're supposed to send?

Wife: Sweetie, yes that's the amount.

Me: Do the calculations and deduct how much I am owing you, what will you get?

Wife: sweetie, it's N325k. I am sorry I made a mistake.

Me: No, you did not make a mistake. It was simple math and I recall telling you more than once that what you should send me is N325k.

Wife: Okay sweetie, let me send it now.

Me: Why did you choose to send N310k instead?

Wife: Sweetie, I said it was a mistake.

Me: I said it was not a mistake. Send me the balance.

Wife: Okay sweetie, I am sorry.

Me: Next time, don't play this petty game with me. I am not owing you. I will give you money whenever I choose to. You don't lack anything.

Wife: Sweetie, I said I am sending the balance now.

Me: Send the N15k to your investment and send me the screenshot.

Wife: Sweetie, I have done that. *she sends screenshot*

Me: Very good.

As far as I can recall, this is the first time that my lovely wife would try this. While it must have been an honest mistake, I was not sure & I was not ready to even give her the chance to explain.

Because I recall telling her more than once that she was going to send me N325k.

What if she deliberately did that, just to test me & see what she can do next? And then because I love her, & because she has never given me reasons to doubt her accountability, and I just let go?

My lovely wife is a woman.

Look beyond the N15k.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you have a colleague or friend.

And both of you have a mutual colleague or friend.

And that mutual dies.

Please study how you and that colleague or friend will remember the dead mutual.

You may not discuss or remember the mutual anymore.

Everything you're working, struggling or fighting for.

Be it fame, money, reputation, love, validation, etc.

Will matter no more, once you die.

That your boss that you're afraid of, or has been threatening your life, will no longer have such "powers" over you, after the boss dies.

That woman or man that you're struggling tooth and nail to find his or her love, will no longer be valuable to you, once he or she dies.

All the money that you have been stealing or working legitimately for, will no longer be yours, once you die.

The career you have built, the academic achievement, the fame. All would be gone with you, into the grave.

Before my father died, he said that he wanted to buy an SUV.

He worked hard for the money.

The money came.

But he died before he bought the SUV.

And I was staring at his dead body, remembering all he told us, and all that he wanted to do, as a living being.

He was gone.

And today, all the friends that he had, and those that he helped and went overboard for, are nowhere to be found.

I have had colleagues who unfortunately died while working. The maximum that we did as colleagues, was to mourn for a few days, became present at their burials.

The office or business did not close because of their death.

And other living humans, have since been employed to replace them.

Perhaps, where God showed us that he's God, is to never let us know when or where he would ask us to come back home.

But he gave us the privilege to know before hand, when our offsprings would be born.

If humans knew when they would die, the world would be so cruel.

Because if I know that I would be dying within a year, who gives a fuck about laws, rules, kindness or niceness?

I would be dead in a year anyways.

The people that died before me, & tried to live right by others, who even remembers them?

Am I better than them?

Fuck it!

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear ladies,

If a man wooing you, & presents money to as a gift, asking you to be his girlfriend.

Please reject it.

Even if it's N1m.

Tell the man that he's stupid.

I know that most of you will not take this advice from me.

Because money can make you lose your sense.

End.

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

When you get married to the woman that's made for you.

How do you even know her?

She's
- ready to get fucked by you
- gets tipsy and you are who she calls
- loves being taught by you
- always on her toes for you, etc

You'd feel invincible.

Learn or learn the hard way

[Bop Daddy @falzthebahdguy]

Let it be on record that the Tinubu government is enabling terrorism. Despicable.

[Emma ik Umeh (Tcee )🇳🇬 @emmaikumeh]

"Bandits don't live a luxury life, they live in huts, they have nothing, sometimes they drink from the stream" -
Sheikh Gumi

[Chisom Caleb @Chisomcaleb1]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I spoke to the seller of this seater keke and took a short ride in it. It is noiseless and runs on battery. You're not buying fuel. Charge for 4 hours and it can last you for 2 days.

It cost N5m. If interested, let me know and I'll give you the seller's details.

[zay baby |Virtual Assistant | Flodesk Queen🫅 @zainab_ayoo]

If you’re a virtual assistant listen to me, GHL is what you need to take you from earning $200 to $2000! Please go and learn GHL, I’ll not repeat myself

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I secured 2 laptops. I want to give out the other one. The question now is:

to WHOM?

[Chisom Caleb @Chisomcaleb1]

@Wizarab10 Nigeria problem na small issue, but dem no wan solve the problem. And that's the problem

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

N400 billion can actually light up the whole West Africa.

We are jokers in this country.