@PuzzleMindsa I would notice all the drain flies and fungus gnats, so I’d do an inspection for bed bugs and cockroaches, then I’d advise her to vacate the premises for 6 hours and then spray everything with a .02% temprid mix, soaking her bed with pesticide. Then I would bang her.
@SKINNYGUNK It would be so hot if you tried to kill me but I just beat the shit outta you because I’m way bigger than you and then I started having sex with you and I didn’t charge you with attempted murder, instead we fell in love but every once and awhile you try to kill me and I beat you
@tarnishedcherry Heh, you must be hanging out with DORKS again? Stupid bitch, let me show you how a real man never fumbles the footballs, always scores the goals, has a huge boner and makes sure to score the "hat trick". If you get smacked around a bit, that's your fuckin' fault. DM me right now.
@melissablake Super hot 6'3" guy here with huge uncut BWC, I would like to offer my services to be at your disposal for a whole 24hrs out of pity because, even though I find you beautiful, I know other men do not and you deserve the real deal BFE or PSE its up to you, totally disease free
@thatdudereed_ What a huge fatso you are! I will be jealous of your calves when you are eventually normal sized. Formerly obese people always have great calves.