Kyle Harland

South Park S13 E4 (04:47)

[Weed Richards @VanFromNY]

Evergreen

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

actually most americans aren’t gonna realize this at all. they’re gonna hear it and go “huh” and go back to watching trash tv or scrolling racist instagram reels, never to think of it again

[junkyardshed @Junkyardshed2]

change the language to arabic and it’s terrorism

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

"add me on snapchat" i am thirty fucking two.. i will add you to my fucking rolodex, sport

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

It’s a pretty widely accepted fact that stupid people are happier and less aware of the world around them, so it’s always weird when maga thinks this is a mic drop.

[ENBAJA @enbajafutbol]

Han eliminado a Alemania y a Japón el mismo día parece que estemos en 1945 de nuevo

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

just a bird and a fallen pice of sky

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

[mariana @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people used to say “am I being punk’d right now” now they say “is this a psy-op being orchestrated by Mossad?”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Vaelor💥 @vaelor0]

Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby

[Kyle Harland @Chivesers59]

My inspector would fail that

[U.S. Department of Education @usedgov]

SKILLS THAT PAY OFF.

[Mitch Jackson, Esq. @mitchjackson]

Fun fact for the $10 billion lawsuit crowd.

The IRS leak that exposed Donald Trump’s tax returns happened between August 2019 and November 2020.

405,427 other taxpayer returns were also leaked.

Trump was president. His own pick, Charles Rettig, ran the IRS. The contractor who did it, Charles Littlejohn, worked on a Trump-era IRS contract and is now serving five years in federal prison.

On January 29, 2026, Trump sued the IRS and Treasury for $10 billion over a breach that happened on his watch, under his commissioner, by a contractor his administration paid.

He is suing the federal government he ran, for failing to stop a leak that occurred while he was running it.

The taxpayer foots the bill either way.

[teg @teggin]

is bikini bottom a walkable city

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

It's called Kars4Kids, T. There's really no way I can tell you any more about it without sounding antisemtic.

[blanc @dqveed]

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended