Chiwi

What do you want to follow me for??? Go and follow somebody more interesting, I talk bollocks... I’m only here for the comments anyway 🤣 I/me/my/mine

[Chiwi @Chiwilla]

@NorthernParrots BSc. in Applied Destruction…

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@SarahChampion I don’t work Fridays, so I’m currently hiding out in my craft room making Christmas cards… Rossie’s helping me along at the mo, but you will be shortly 🤣

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@NorthernParrots Amazon

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@leonagraham @UberEats If you paid with PayPal, go through them, they’ll give you a refund.
I’ve had to make a claim a couple of times for shoddy service and on both occasions they’ve given me a full refund.

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@NorthernParrots Creaking doors 🚪
A door only has to start creaking one day, and within the hour she’s copied the sound to perfection 🤣

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@tonyblackburn 😆😂🤣

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@NorthernParrots Not sure what a Mitchells looks like, but I’ve found a Senegal looking just like my Chiwi 🦜

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@GigaBeers @RobinZaruba Oops, this hasn’t gone down too well for you, has it? 😆😂🤣

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@egan6rf And if you are going to get arsey with people, at least go back to school and learn English. There ARE only four letters…
Plural, honey, plural.

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@egan6rf It was a joke, referring to TOTAL… 🙄
Jesus fucking christ, man/woman, get a life!

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@GenXTalks1 I still have my English textbooks from primary school too, so that I can check when I need to use an apostrophe…

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@Gosleepriya 2

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@ColinSpenc4257 The majority…

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@Alys_Wanderland @AmaliyaPatrova @DopeBoyFresh510 @DreyfusJames He he, pmsl… nice one 🤣

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@sappholives83 Oooh, she’s well ‘ard… I’m shaking in my boots here 🤣

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@NorthernParrots Chiwi bows when she wants scritches… so yeah 😆

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@jojobean69 @leonagraham One of your Manc neighbours here 👋 I’ve never heard The Asda in and around Manchester, but I often (too often) hear Asda’s… I’m going Asda’s… and that equally grinds my ears 🤬

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@leonagraham Mixing the past simple and the perfect tenses: have ate, have drove, had took, had wrote, etc. It makes me want to commit murder 😬

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@leonagraham People who write dint instead of didn’t, int instead of isn’t, want instead of wasn’t. Makes you wonder what they write for couldn’t…