Chiz Dippler

Some people call me The Dipp. I have a need for love. Call me.

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Just hung mistletoe over my bed. Merry Chizmas.

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3 french kisses, 2 turtlenecks, and a Trans Am with cherry leather seats.

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I have Santa's pager number. I can't tell you how I got it because it's clausified.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. It's because your beauty is so radiant. But also because I have an eye condition. It's not contagious.

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Thanks for the leftover sandwich idea, @jimmyfallon. Just told my mom to make me one.

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After I pull the wishbone, I'm gonna wish for more wishes, that I never lose my hair, for more pumpkin pie, then for you.

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I'd like to gobble you up. That's how The Dipp does Thanksgiving.

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Anybody want to wang chung tonight?

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The Dipp is 40% muscle, 60% body hair. You're welcome, ladies.

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I'll be your Cool Rider if you'll be my Pink Lady.

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What time is it? It's time to make all your dreams come true. It's Chiz o'clock.

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I have a tattoo of a breakdancing ninja. It represents my love of partying and kicking someone's ass.

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I just hit a buffalo with my snowmobile. It was wearing glasses. No, wait. Ok, yeah, it was @BrustinPouch.

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I won't date a woman with better hair than me. Or legs. I won Best Legs at the State Fair Men's Division in '82. #whyimsingle

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I'm holding out for Wonder Woman. #whyimsingle

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If you need a vacation, DippLand is open 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. Admission is free with a kizz. Tell your friends.

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I brake for love.

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I grew a beard once, but my mullet got jealous.

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RT @pulmyears: The Poodle Press™ is a Deal Sealer™

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To seal the deal with a lady, I show her my biceps and then benchpress my mom's poodle.