When someone asks you for ishot, they mean the whole bottle, not shots. This includes jäger and tequila.
If they say “isavanna eziyi2”, they mean two carry packs not two bottles.
Make sure your glass is always full, even if it’s water, otherwise they’ll get you drunk.
4 years ago, South Africans were told they are overqualified and flooding the science space with PHDs.
Today they lack the required skills to be lecturers in the same fields.
Ja nooor only in South Africa😂👍🏾
A Player in the South African League didn't score in 5 games, so his Coach got him a girlfriend to cheer him up.
He scored 4 goals in their next game.
The Player, Mame Diang 🇸🇳 became the Top Scorer with 14 goals that seazon, and joined German club, Wolfsburg.
🎥 iDiski Dine.
Commissioners, y’all better not forget that call between Shadrack Sibiya and Hilda Senthumule where they were busy gossiping about General Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi. There’s a Tshabalala name that pops up in that convo is this the same Tshabalala from IDAC who took a bribe from Howard Mashaba?
#MadlangaCommission
You have no business wanting to be a Mayor of Johannesburg if you have no plans of dealing with criminality and hijacked buildings. We will vote for those that do.