@cecegkh Sadly my middle school aged son asked me what time it was.
I responded half past a monkey’s ass.
He had never heard it before. Our schools are failing us.
@johnkonrad Because you have to get proficient at bass fishing. Then you get your kids to join the fishing team. The kids will win scholarships to college, maybe a professional team. It’s an investment really.
@middle_class_us It is a different country, most wouldn’t go back to the place with no internet, cell phones, satellite cable, DoorDash, and most physical jobs.
@crotchner2 Say the wife gets a 45k job. By the time you take out taxes, clothes, childcare, take out, car maintenance and gas, you aren’t left with much.
@GlenmcgUK@Bocchi_is_me In Alabama we get 2 or 3 weeks of really cold weather spread out over 3 months usually in 3 or 4 day stretches. It can be 30c or -12c at Christmas. The summer is 3 months of hot humid hell. Nice, besides some storms, the other 6 months.