Bartholomew Chlamydiator

Part Time Father of 4, Full Time Alpha Male 🐺🐺🐺 | ∆∆∆ Alumni | Marlboro Slayer | Volunteer Semen Distributor | Chess Grandmaster | Former FFA Demon

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

Benjamin Netanyahu, I give you my soul, I am yours to command #IsraelGenocide #StandWithIsrael

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

I put it on my Mama's soul that I would crack Bonnie Blue as long as nobody found out #BonnieBlue

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

@Ulysses67th I guess we'll see

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

Shalom or sum shit #Israel

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

If I were on Epstein's island, I'd just rape them back. What they gonna do, arrest you? #Epstein

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

Just saw some bitch with a lung cancer awareness bumper sticker ripping a cig. Nigga it might be your fault #DumbassBitch

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

@Ulysses67th @espn Holy fucking shit we're ass

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

@Ulysses67th Only she who wields the puh shall know my actions

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

@Ulysses67th @ThaddyTcocklV Hell naw nigga

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

Sometimes a nigga just trying to get shot #OnlyWhitePeopleCanTrespass

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

This movie sucks ass

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

If I lose this hand I'm gonna fucking molest the dealer

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

This nigga drives like shit

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

Anyone got a spare nut I could borrow? I'm tryna go for round 3 #HybridAthlete

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

@bearsbarstool1 @haydendaggett19 Cracked at Pizza Hut btw

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

@Jqueefstien Shut the fuck up

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

My dih swang, my bih sang #HopesAndDreams

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

Y'all think Kermit the Frogs nut would taste like guac #Intellectual

[Bartholomew Chlamydiator @ChlamydiaBart]

@Ulysses67th What the fuck bro