Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness

Guitar god, gamer, and gastronome stranded in the most rural part of Mississippi.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

I must be developing a mental illness, because I’m considering subscribing to WoW for the first time in an age thanks to Forever.

Undead paladin with the old seal/judge mechanic has me interested. And I’d love to play a shaman with a thousand totem skills again.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

The worst part of every run through the Mass Effect trilogy is deciding a class. I've been stuck on the character creation menus for days lol

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

Valve might want to be a little more strict on showing what their community recommends.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

@daatdarling I've got a big heavy retrograde Saturn in Virgo on the ascendant that I need to remediate the hell out of. I have a bad habit of working with strong planetary placements only.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

I really like the new Katamari Damacy game. I can't say it's the best sequel because We Love Katamari might be the perfect gaming sequel, but it's incredibly good and shakes things up in just the right way. The time travel gimmick does wonders for the level design.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

It's strange to think how I've become a political centrist over the past twenty years even though my political views haven't changed at all.

There's gotta be a middle ground somewhere between a theocratic oligarchy and a mob of shrieking chaos.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

One of the worst takes I've seen on ANYTHING lately. I'm pretty well shielded from fuckery on the internet these days, so there might easily be worse stuff out there...but there's one "point" made here that is too dumb for rational thought to process.

https://t.co/2f59C8Xvr8

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

...Why did YouTube recommend this to me, and why do I think people are jacking off to it?

Mia Winters Taking Damage (Voice Only) - Resident Evil 7 https://t.co/OWnmPGgW4q via @YouTube

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

Okay, make that two games coming out that I'm interested in.

This game brought me back to JRPGs for the first time in a long time when it came out. I think the last Tales game I had played to competition before this was Tales of Destiny.

https://t.co/tPCcgnu1Qd

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

Today I went from not giving a fuck about a single upcoming game to giving a fuck about one.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new ‘LEGO BATMAN’ game includes an Arkham-style combat system

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

So I finished playing Spider-Man 2 today. It was pretty good, until they hit the gas and blasted through the last quarter of the game's story at the speed of light.

Too much Mary Jane, in the sense of her missions and that Robert Z'Dar looking face they gave her in this game.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

I'm finally done with FF7 Rebirth. While I liked it on the whole, half the story of the original did NOT need to be stretched out to a 75 hour experience. That's like one and a half Xenogearses, for fuck's sake. Xenogearsi? Whatever.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

The mandatory solo Cait Sith section in Shinra Manor may very well be one of the worst things I have ever done in a game. They completely neutered the vibe of the original Shinra Manor for the sake of box puzzles with a robot cat.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

FF7 Rebirth is a story of highs and lows. Every time I love something, something follows that pisses me off. I loved everything about Corel and the Gold Saucer, but hated Gongaga. Cosmo Canyon was damn near perfect, then came that sacrilege that was the entirety of Nibelheim.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

...God, I'm not even at Gold Saucer yet. I bet the minigame types are gonna double when I do.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

...Why the fuck are there so many minigames in FF7 Rebirth? I thought the card game was gonna be bad enough, but from Junon on there have been as many different minigames as there have been characters introduced. Mandatory ones at that. Costa del Sol was one giant minigame!

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

I would give FF7 Remake a six out of ten. Those last few chapters brought it down quite a bit.

FF7 Rebirth on the other hand is fucking fantastic so far. It's amazing what seeing colors besides brown and grey will do to your enjoyment of something.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

I just got to the Shinra building. If it takes five hours to get through this I'm not even gonna bother with Rebirth.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

I bought the FF7 Remake (which I played a little on PS4) and Rebirth bundle on Steam and have been playing Remake...and it's getting worse by the hour. Taking FF7's first five hours and stretching them out fivefold was a dumb fucking choice.

[Green and Girthy God of Grumpiness @ChlamydiaBlues]

The more I see of this new Death Stranding, the more I think Metal Gear was good despite Kojima, not because of him.