Chloe Johnson

I just want some fries, fries, fries with a dab of ranch.

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

I spent 13 hours with teenagers today and then came home and took my guinea pig on a walk so it's been a full day

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

@SBCountyOEM tell me why it was the right choice to call me 4 times at 5am on a Saturday to tell me there’s a mountain lion near my house? I was sleeping but now that I’m wide awake I think I’ll go lion hunting.

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

currently hosting a detention for a student that thought it was a good idea to spend his class time zooming in on a picture of a female student's breasts and laugh with his other male friends. f da patriarchy

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

junior high is so weird because some kids have full beards and others still have baby teeth

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

So i get to school like an hour or more before anyone else on most days and every day while I'm enjoying the silence, this teacher strolls in, whistling so loud that I can hear him coming from down stairs, and he doesn't stop whistling for the rest of the morning and im mad

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

This is what they meant by giving specific, constructive feedback, right?

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

as if everything else in my life didn't scream "middle aged at heart" i just got prescribed bifocals

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

I failed does not mean I am a failure.
I made a mistake does not make me a mistake.
I screwed up does not make me a screw up.

~on repeat~ :)

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

So do you ever drink wine alone in your house at 6:30 on a Saturday and watch Twilight's New Moon???

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

I was in an uncomfortable conversation yesterday and audibly said ha - ha because I was socially supposed to laugh but it was too hard to fake it

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

haha i dislike u haha https://t.co/oLyFiNDvjG

[KTLA @KTLA]

Louisiana Televangelist Says God Told Him He Needs $54 Million for Fourth Private Jet, Asks Followers for Donations https://t.co/HLbJfbp0Bw

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

i've always lived for drama, but being around teenagers 24/7 really helps me to find my sweet spot in the highs and lows, u feel me?

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

Teaching at this time of year is hard because my moods swing from "WHY ARE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE" to "I'm gonna cry every day forever because I don't get to see you anymore" all day long.

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

jus made a cheescake real fast for no reazon

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

like i just went to a high school dance show and could've cried because seeing them do something they like to do is so tender

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

my students 100% don't understand how much I love them

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

remember "bahaha"

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

it is AMAZING how sleeping is helpful

[hailey bieber @haileyRTB]

Crazy that every mom was born on the same day

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

Just to reconstruct your hope for the youth..I got this message a couple hours later

[Chloe Johnson @ChloMoJo]

So...teaching in May is a bitch...which is also the word that my student just called me! Language is fun!!