Chloe Shinn

I am actually Laura Ingalls Wilder reincarnate.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

[vinboy 𓅸 vinbooks @PRINCEGREMLIN]

These r so beautifully american its like the cars own the houses and the people get to live in their little servant’s quarters

[Chloe Shinn @ChloMyGoodness]

I think about this song at least once a quarter

[culture @notgwendalupe]

25 years ago, the Hex Girls released 'Hex Girl'

[Bastien Fachan @BastienFachan]

Rafael Nadal, his son, and his spiritual son

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

ELROND: the ring cannot be destroyed by any craft we here possess

COUNCIL: so what do we do?

ELROND:

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

when i finally get back on squeaking terms with her

[Chloe Shinn @ChloMyGoodness]

Miss you guys

[horrified bystander @_gliv]

you’re not depressed you just need to hang out with your long distance best friends

[Scary Patatouille @mikeroweplastic]

trying to participate in the front seat conversation when you’re in the back seat

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

that makes sense. she invented driving with her 2007 hit “Shut Up and Drive”

[Chloe Shinn @ChloMyGoodness]

Hilarious because every person publicly pissed about this suggestion is presumably so mad because they regularly drive their car over 100mph which is, yes, illegal?!

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

To those complaining that speed-limiting tech is an attack on their freedom:

You do realize that -- by definition -- speeding is illegal, right? People are not free to do illegal things.

[tri vo @tribranchvo]

i cannot BREATHE 😭😭😭

[GermanForeignOffice @GermanyDiplo]

Yes. And it’s called saving lives.

[Chloe Shinn @ChloMyGoodness]

😭