Pls god pick up this book before you see the movie or at least understand that Haymitch getting a Noah track is like getting windmill dunked on while you’re down 50 points
Noah's songwriting craft keeps getting better and better with time but I can't help but stop dead in my tracks every time I hear the sheer, sincere simplicity of "and I'll dream each night of a version of you that I might not have, but I did not lose"
feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.
"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist."
YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.
Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!