chlod

cvc '22, mapua '?? ; student, programmer, wikipedian, natural airhead ; this is the not-so-secret IRL account

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

so happy to be completely, truly, lovingly yours 💙💙💙 here's to over a year of happy memories 💙 hope to keep making them for years to come. i love you, ryo!!! i miss you too 🥺 hope to see you again soon..... #yearning #missingmygirlfriend #16monthsunmedicated

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

my phone keeps telling me how shitty my sleep is, i'm back to being a walrus 😭

[wnstr ᜃ @1wony1diva]

MY ADOBO SO GAS
MY JOLLIBEE WORLD CLASS
JINGGOY FUCKED IN THE ASS
MABUHAY ANG PILIPINAS

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[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

notice how it had to be the victim who tracked the syndicates down rather than law enforcement

[TV Patrol @TVPatrol]

Batay sa pag-amin ng isa sa mga suspek, simula noong 2023 ay mahigit 100 na motorsiklo na ang natangay ng kanilang grupo.

Buong ulat: https://t.co/0rnNpfByte

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

"oh it has the same name and same artists it must be the same song" NO IT IS NOT.

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

can spotify fucking STOP replacing my songs with SOME RANDOM FUCKING VERSION that i NEVER SAVED in my GODDAMN LIBRARY

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

i don't think that's right...

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

C*yet*no showing a bunch of newspapers on camera complaining that all of them don't recognize his SP leadership 😭 bro is so out of touch and egotistical that he can't accept that he sucks at his job

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

this and elected officials skipping work just because they want to hold a tantrum 🤤🤤🤤

[Philstar.com @PhilstarNews]

PESO HITS 61.745

The Philippine peso closed at ₱61.745 against the US dollar on Wednesday, June 3, 2026. Follow https://t.co/3UWeeHiNED for more news and updates.

[RG Cruz, ABS-CBN News @RG_Cruz12479]

Sen. Sotto moves to declare vacancy in all positions in the Senate. 12 Senators present. So it is approved

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

toy story 5 marketing ain't doing it for me because every time i see a tire on a swing i get reminded of that one comic by extrafabulouscomics

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

sleep so horrible samsung watch is shaming me. i went from having a lion sleep animal to a walrus

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

THIS IS THE THIRD GATE CHANGE. RAAAAAAGHHHH

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

@Zuiiii0 they put 5G towers in the arch 😱

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

philippine airlines gotta STOP UPSELLING ME SHIT BRO IT'S A TWO HOUR FLIGHT I CAN HANDLE HAVING MY BALLS SQUEEZED BY MY SEATMATE

[na☕️🧪 @Kitabit_]

i wanna tie her tie for her every morning.

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

*foot

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

sprained my leg here

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

new banner time

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

pigon

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

am i american now

[chlod @ChlodAlejandro]

the score the setup