Chloe Clark

i can understand why chickens wake up and scream

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise 🎶

[Brian Hanse @BrianHanse]

@simonateba @JoeBiden Can I identify as having bad credit?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I finally caught them! Since I moved into my rental house in Miami I've seen the "Jetski Boys"cruising by my house but they whoosh past me before I can get my phone out. Not today! Today I caught the "Jetski Boys" in action! Welcome to Miami!

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

I hated this nigga.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Still can’t believe we traded the Merchant of Death straight up for Britney Griner.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To independent-minded voters:

Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I knew I’d seen that face before

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

He just saw himself for the first time in a mirror😂 https://t.co/NNZ6VF3ZxJ

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Everything is fine, guys

[Lil Kimchi @victorialiciax]

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Introducing my 2 new baby girls/fillies

Yes I named them

[steph @steph_mcca]

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

[Chloe Clark @ChloeClark_]

@marymargaret_16 Now was this fit for key club or national honor society......

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

“Tax the Rich”……But first I’m gonna go have the time of my life partying with them all at the most extravagant over the top party of the year that is essentially a celebration of richness.

[Ada @ada_akpala]

This is what happens when you think English is the only language on the planet.

This is what happens when ignorance meets wokeness.

This is what happens.

[Holly Korbey @HKorbey]

Wish we could get people as upset about 75% of kids not reading at grade level as we can seem to do about masks.

[Kev (Weapons Free) 🔞 @RKJackson75]

Imagine having the orange man take up so much real estate in your head and trigger you that you didn’t want to bury your own father properly.