chloe cosens♎️☯

though she be but little she is nugget

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Time for my annual “its October 3rd” tweet.

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Damn I do be missing Jenna Marbles tho

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I don’t understand antivaxxers as much as I don’t understand flat earthers, are they the same people?..

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Just wanna come on here and let everyone know that I fully agree with Crap Bag (Paul Rudd) being declared the sexiest man alive

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Happy birthday to our lord and saviour @Eminem

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Time for my annual “its October 3rd” tweet.

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Sometimes I think I’ve healed the little girl inside me from all the childhood trauma, and then an Eminem song comes on like mockingbird or something and I realize I still should probably be in therapy lol

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I wish the housing market would crash so that maybe one day I’d be able to afford my own home instead of paying so much money for someone else’s mortgage

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PSA: it’s October 3rd

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MY BABY IS ONE TODAY

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Why am I almost 23 and googling “who is phineas’ REAL dad?”

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how is my child going to be one in seventeen days, i am not ok

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@sidneeylangdon Ok yes but I also want the hand 😂

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Is there an emoji for what you’re trying to convey when you type “???”

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This is the first Father’s Day where I don’t feel like shit because I can celebrate my fiancé and father of my son, and not my sperm donor fuck-wit of a father

[𝓟𝓪𝓾𝓵𝓸 @itskingapollo]

If the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.