Chloe

24 || Leo☀️Taurus🌙Virgo⬆️|| sometimes you gotta be a clown to enjoy the circus || she/her

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

I feel like if y’all just hyped us up a little bit more me n all my friends could be famous..

[A @seattleiminyou]

I hate that my ex is lowkey funny

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

Didn’t age well.

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

I find it SO weird when people see my man and then immediately asked me how long we’ve been together.. 2 days or 2 years it don’t matter that’s my man.

Gives off sneaky vibes like if it hasn’t been “long enough” we not locked in; been locked in since day 1 boo👏

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

Shit like this make me wanna do substances again.

I’m not gonna, and never will. But damn I miss not feeling everything so hard.

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

I knew I always wanted to grow up and dress a little creatively when my mom told me to “go grab the orange shirt” I liked and I came back with a white shirt covered in little oranges instead.

10 year old me was stuntin a blouse, with buttons and little oranges and I LOVED it

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

I love having a sister in law I really fw and can talk to

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

Shiit, but let ME do somethin reckless
I miss the days I didn’t give a fuck

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

Not happy at ALL with the way things are right now, y’all bitches fake!

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

I find it SO weird when people see my man and then immediately asked me how long we’ve been together.. 2 days or 2 years it don’t matter that’s my man.

Gives off sneaky vibes like if it hasn’t been “long enough” we not locked in; been locked in since day 1 boo👏

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

“Bitch get bitten like a sound bite”

“Oomph”

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

My man free styling while drunk

A thread (?) maybe

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

We could’ve been giggling, I know I’m a funny mf. But whateva

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

Ask me if imma be talking all night when I’m just tryna hangout with you.??… You gon meet the silent version of me.

One wrong comment and it’s done 😂 I won’t talk then 🤷‍♀️ enjoy the uncomfortable silence mf

[ᴿᵉᵃᴸAʅʅTҽɾɾαιɳVҽƚҽɾαɳᵘˢᵃ @ATV_TEXAS]

@lady_valor_07 Is this a serious question?

A gratuity on the low end is 15%. The standard is 18-20%. $40 on a $500 bill is ridiculous - might as well have left a penny and told the server to go fuck herself. She'd have probably felt less insulted.

[JT @jtfromstl]

@lady_valor_07 Are you retared? If the service was mediocre the tip would be 15%, so 75$, if service was great - 20% which is 100$. If outstanding service - 150$.

40$ - I'd refuse to serve you.

How are people this stupid, and why would you want to look so stupid on social media?

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

Cause imma king!
Cant have without the K-I-N cause imma G. Ya know what I mean

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

I’m back at the same apartment complex I used to do dr*gs in…

I cant explain how excited I am for new beginnings but so many memories exist here already.

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

Watchin an episode of forensic files and it just said they planted fake decoy prostitutes on certain corners,
While also having patrol cars increase in the area.

No wonder y’all ain’t catch no one. Got the eyes on em like 👀👀 gotta be dumb to fall for some fake puss

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

@ my job during Halloween time

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

My favorite fuckin thing rn is the banana people in fortnight dancing together😭😂 Iykyk

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

“I can be your envelope,
Lick me on the daily…”

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

I absolutely LOVE leaving my bedroom and immediately getting ambushed by my mom about where my life is going.

I don’t fucking know don’t ask me that

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

Before I continue I have to say he is actually good, and makes music Fr, but this goofy shit has me dying💀😭

[Chloe @ChloeJeannee]

“I shit, everywhere.
You can check my, underwear”