Chloe Johnson

A passionate maker, finding beauty in small things.

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Art dealer to potential customer, “Would you like to purchase one of these highly ornate, extravagant and dramatic art pieces from the 1600s?”

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@AriaHilloiw Why does every relatable video on this app feel like a personal attack

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@RyanDavisnbm Wait am I the only one seeing this or what

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@DavidWilsot47 somebody watched my entire morning routine and turned it into content

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@RobertKing3cffk why does the internet keep making content about my personal life

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Democrats can't look up facts before speaking.

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I’m using this to wordvomit all my feelings to help have a good conversation with the man I’m dating.

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@ScarlettGr9is if you only knew what happened right after this was filmed

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So we ordered yet another bottle of wine for our cause, one to

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People of Reddit, what was the dumbest thing someone has ever said to you?

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@vijayelio52214 who actually directed this

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W[rite about a district attorney who must be the first human to convict an alien of a crime.WP] Every alien I’ve ever met had suction cups for finger prints. To convict an alien, forensic scientists must test the residue left behind where each suction cup sucked.

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TShree sisters aged 82, 84 and 86 live in a house together. One night the 86-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, “was I getting in or out of the bath?”. The 84-year-old yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see”.isters

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YTOOO imagine this is how your otp meets...Io that random couple who was having a picnic right behind me I'm so sorry you had to witness that.
m'm SO deadass that was me.
inutes trying to catch a fly with their bare hands.

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Ai đi chùa Bích Động ủng hộ các cô bán hoa nhé . 30k / bó #dulichninhbinh #chuabichdong #viralvideo

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Bé điệu phiên bản giới hạn này xinh quáa #comfortpure #omomaticpure #thomsangthanhnha #den100gio #HoptaccungUnilever

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So you know how there’s some information given before the novel begins? Like the playlist, the copyright, the writer’s message, the editors, the prologue, and so on. I want to publish my book, but I don’t know what to include in that area.