@jimmyfallon One day, I got into a fight with my sister and got so angry about it that I wanted to open the door of my car with a bad attitude. Well, it turned out the door broke the other day while she was driving and I suddenly got the whole door in my hand. Thanks sis... #CarFails
@TheEllenShow When I was 13 my dad and me went on our first trip to my aunt. On the way I got my first period. I was already embarrassed and told him to not say anything. When we came into the door, the first thing he screamed was SHE GOT HER PERIOD! THANKS GOD! SHE IS A WOMAN... #OhMyDad