Chloe

Life is better when you can laugh at it. Sometimes you have to freak out first.

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@joannacuddle @PSodhan @bradleyhope @realrobcopeland @BooksinFive @StMartinsPress @ab_summerville @JenEnderlin @tjbart01 @EmmaMoodyWSJ @GRogow @radamsWSJ @VPL Omg the way I chortled. Here for it.

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@Calebculver One of the more traumatic things to me was someone asked me to cover her team for a summer and she wrote in an email that I needed too much discipleship to be on the team. Then & now I have no idea what that means but to have a senior leader who barely knew me say that? I SOBBED.

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@ashleyalong Sending love.

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@JeniEats Yay so happy for you.

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@shiftedshaped

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

I was there and it was beautiful.

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

9 years ago today, Kobe Bryant passed his childhood idol, Michael Jordan, on the all-time scoring list 💜💛

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@shiftedshaped Can’t leave bed because Kevin decided it’s time to nap

[Benson Goone @Neil_McNeil]

Their best 💙

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@shiftedshaped Good job!

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@whtegrlinacrowd I’m drawn to the puzzles but don’t actually like spending time on them.

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@whtegrlinacrowd I consider myself a real swiftie and I just wait for other people to figure things out (regarding her Easter eggs and puzzles). As far as who songs are about, she once had a quote about her songs are a quilt, not a DNA test, and thats been good for my brain.

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@tutorloreen Thanks I’d prefer to do it myself.

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

My semester ends on Sunday. Before then I need to write 3 papers (2 reflections but one real paper), take 2 quizzes, and respond to 4 discussion posts.

Thankfully writing it all out made me feel like it isn’t that much but man I am tired.

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@ashleyalong … would total it and then he could use that towards a new car.

Key part being I’m dogsitting and parking outside and he’s going home to park in the garage.

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@ashleyalong It’s been said but yes. I literally switched cars with my boyfriend because it’s had major body damage twice in the 4 years I’ve had it and yes my insurance would cover it but I just don’t know any to deal with it. Whereas he’s kind of ready for a new car so almost anything…

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Judges in the 5th criminal court in Rome have ruled that it's not groping if it lasts less than 10 seconds.

😒

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@ashleyalong Holy shit this is so true and something I want to share on LinkedIn but not yet ready.

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@ashleyalong @shiftedshaped TOO CUTE. ROCKING IT.

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@whtegrlinacrowd I spent 3 years living in KC so it’s very common!

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@whtegrlinacrowd I struggled with whether this tweet of mine was annoying or interesting and then gave up. And am going back to bed. Kthx

[Chloe @ChloeNotChelsea]

@whtegrlinacrowd This tweet really confused me for a minute because Kansas City (at least the Kansas City where the concert is), is in Missouri.

There is a second Kansas City in Kansas but it’s smaller. Like Minneapolis to Brooklyn Park.