Chloe the Beagle

I'm a DOG. What do you THINK I want? It ain't broccoli.

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

Today is my 5th birthday, and my mom loves me more than ever! <3

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

Do you know what makes a pup sad? The idea of a massive railroad hub just a quarter of a mile from my house. www.nohub4mccalla.com

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

I do not like this rain, nono not one bit.

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

I knew that sitting quietly on the back porch would be my key to getting inside the house. Mwa- oh wait, they let me in anyway. Hmmmm.

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

Mmmm, nothing like a nap on the back porch. Well, except for a nap under the back porch.

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

I LOVE to howl around the back yard for no good reason! AROOOOO!

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

I've managed to sneak my way out into the front yard again.. mom's feeling grateful that the old man noticed and chased me back inside. Bah!

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

I've spent the last few days CAMPING in the HOT SUN. Mom dragged me into the lake every day to cool off, which was UTTER TORTURE.

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

Mom is saying things like I might be going to CAMP for a few days! Woohoo, trips to the lake are AWESOME!

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

Mom brought over another dog today, I didn't like the invasion of MY yard at all. However, there were rib bones for me, so it's all good.

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

I haven't posted in a while, because it was so nice that I wouldn't even come in at night to sleep with Mom! I love summer in the back yard!

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

DIE LAWN MOWER DIE!!! You too, garden tiller! Your noises offend this pup's sensitive ears.

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

I love playing outside in the summertime! Squirrels, flowers, and naps under the banana trees... a beagle girl's dream!

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

ZOMG MOM GAVE ME SOME STEAK!!!!! This is the best day EVAR.

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

Mom saw me napping in the patio swing outside and thought it was adorable. The grumpy old lady not so much so... what's her problem with me?

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

Wow, I got soaked today. But I also got to run free and chase chipmunks and root through the wood pile and compost heap!

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

I decided to wake mom up at 5 this morning, just so I could go sit on the sunroom couch and watch the squirrels as they woke up.

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

Momma got me a new bed! It's like the old one, but a little smaller and more snuggly, and it's soft and fresh and matches the decor!

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

@sandysayswoof I have yet to approve of this new vehicle purchase. I need to research the air speed velocity of my floppy ears.

[Chloe the Beagle @ChloePup]

I GOT AN EVIL NASTY ROTTEN BATH - and then mom thought she could tweet as me. I should go roll in fresh grass cuttings, that'll show 'er!