Chloë Jenkins

(Previously Chloë Ridout) ••
She / Her ••

occasional tweeter •• undertaker ••

Previously trained & worked in prosthetic make-up.

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

Tonight the short I worked on was featured on Gogglebox. They reacted the same way my family do to all my work.

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

@kat__nips @HenryJamesDavid Just to weigh in because I'm still not sure on this stagistic. I don't think anyone hiring in funeral homes thinks that. The question in people's mind is more like what's the % chance you'll be able to carry a full adult out of a block of flats.

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

@HenryJamesDavid @ninetilinfinity @ask_aubry @johnwhytenz I actually think, in the UK at least, funeral homes are more prone to hiring men. It's starting to change in recent years, but historically it was men so some hold the old school believe. And just logistically speaking, they tend to be stronger.

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

@ask_aubry @johnwhytenz Can I ask about this genuinely as a statistic? I've seen this a few times online recently and I'm an undertaker in the UK. And it's rare for women to work in funeral homes from my own experience. Is this a US thing?

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

Bought @DONBROCO tickets at Ally pally for tonight whilst watching their mad cool set in Madrid last year. One of the better times I've used my phone drunk for sure.

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

I painted a nutcracker into Freddie Mercury.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests https://t.co/onndfrA5Tv

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

@zoelondondj Listography! Super easy to get the hang of and can lead to some very funny conversations. Things like "list 6 famous drummers, match with no other people" or "list 4 reality TV shows, match with only 1 other player".

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

@zoelondondj @JournoJenThomas What is this hot drinks tip please? The suspense you have built!?!

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

I feel like there needs to be something similar to Dogs at Polling Stations, but for Dad's at Pop Concerts. Or more specifically, Dads wearing Cowboy Hats at Harry Styles concerts. #LOTWembley #LoveOnTour2022

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Moldova rocking up to bring a classic banger after too many ballads #Eurovision https://t.co/9ohBEIg75B

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

Wordle 209 3/6

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[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

@scaredypear @SportingNest @BBC I would just like to clarify I'm a raging lefty and this tweet has hit the wrong people 😂 love Giles. Just thought I was making a funny joke.

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

What in the nationwide advert is this. #londonfireworks

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

@zoelondondj My now husbands nephew referred to me as his uncles "best friend Chloe" for 7 years until we got married. I'm now "Aunt Chloe" and not gonna lie I miss being referred to as his uncles best friend 😂

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

The commitment to this is so funny.

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

Well, this is beautifully written and has me sobbing. https://t.co/LNp8iPukuo

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

@beccaridout Gross.

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

@mouse_moni @DLPReport Thanks for responding! Frustrating that I can buy tickets for friends, but I can't book dates myself despite paying for an annual pass? Whole things a bit of a shambles at the moment!

[Chloë Jenkins @ChloeRidout]

Does anyone have the inside goss. Like do they let them watch the footie or are they completely unaware? #loveisland