Chloe Lambert

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[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

@Jasonward_ @OverSports_FC @MarchTownFC @callumlenk @joshpbonus @danstopher More like .. first set of clean sheets he’s kept

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

Hate English people. At a time I should feel so proud to be English, I feel embarrassed.

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

Anyone else’s boyfriend sleeping with Grealish on this side 🙄 Sick of it tbh

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

@Rich_Pool Apparently you are all friends with Liam too

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

Are Cambridge going up?

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

@Rich_Pool 🎣

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

@Jam3sChiv3rs Yeah, not wrong

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

When your boyfriend ignores every word you say whilst watching football because he can’t miss a thing but jumps up like a shot every time he finishes a bottle of beer

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

See @BlackYellow that’s what happens when you don’t play @RBuerki1 💛

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

And I mean like.. the house could be on fire and he’d barely notice

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

When your boyfriend ignores every word you say whilst watching football because he can’t miss a thing but jumps up like a shot every time he finishes a bottle of beer

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

I recon if someone rationed me on the amount of cheese I sprinkle (tip) on the top of food .. I’d be skinny 😬

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

@scottdav94 @Eltecayo @RADavis91 Surprised you can drink anything @scottdav94 with the amount you throw up

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

I live with Ryan and I still tag him in memes when I could just show him 😂😂😂

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

Why are people stealing dogs thoooooo 😭 stop the world, I wanna get off 💔💔💔

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

@RADavis91 @Jam3sChiv3rs @OverSports_FC It looks amazing!!

But no

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

Are we the only ones who can’t get into Bridgerton? Is it a grower? I just dunno. Not feeling it. 🤷🏼‍♀️🥱

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

8 hours into the new year diet and I miss the Christmas food already 😫

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

I walk around our house referencing Matilda quotes all the time and we’ve recently just discovered that @RADavis91 has never seen it 🙄 just proves that 50% of the time he thinks I’m just taking shit

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

so pleased to have been apart of the new #johnlewischristmasadvert

[Chloe Lambert @ChloeSLambert]

Turns out no one learnt anything from lockdown 1.0 🙄 THE SUPERMARKETS ARE STAYING OPEN. The people campaigning for “free school meals” are the same fucking people buying all the pasta off the shelf 😤🤦🏼‍♀️