Chloe Sepeda

she/they Queer

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Always thought Aaron Rodgers was a baseball player.

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LET LESBIANS LIVE

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Stiles carried this whole show honestly

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Hate hate hate Allison’s character

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Fucking pussy

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Sneezing with cracked ribs feels like this

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I just think that as a society we were cheated out of not getting a third live action Scooby-Doo. I think it would heal me.

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I can’t even comfort myself by just laying down. Dude fuck you and your whole family.

[Chloe Sepeda @ChloeSepeda]

Stop. With. All. The. Fucking. Glp1. Celebrity. Endorsed. Ads.
Why is a former professional athlete endorsing that shit? Y’all have glamorized a medication meant for diabetics so hard that it has become less available for them. Y’all make me sick.

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10 hours of twilight movies please heal me faster.

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You’re telling me I have to do the dishes everyday for the rest of my life??

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As somebody who mocked those dead children from Sandy Hook you should probably shut the fuck up

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So what we are not going to do is cough into our hand that has the money you’re supposed to hand me. What the fuck is wrong with you? Serious question.

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Hey, lifted truck/diesel truck owners. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO SOUND LIKE A FUCKING PLANE TAKING OFF WHEN YOU DRIVE?????
Rip to my fucking ears when you pull into the tunnel I work in.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

In case you missed it, the United States of America has been added to a watch list following sustained attacks on civic freedoms across the country. Other nations on that list: Turkey, Serbia, El Salvadore, Indonesia, and Kenya. The 3 main reasons for being placed on that list:

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Why don’t they sell single cigarettes. I just want one!

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Who even is that twink in the eugenics dunkin ad??

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Dear customers,
I cannot read your mind. If you would like something then open your mouth and speak!!! I do not know that you wanted me to keep the coin change because you did not say so. I’m sure if I actually took it without asking you’d be mad at that.

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I hate this fucking town I hate this fucking town I hate this fucking town I hate this fucking town I hate this fucking town I hate this fucking town I hate this fucking town

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Do people realize there are other ways to tell me you don’t want/need your coin change??? You don’t have to flick your hand at my face like a child refusing to eat a vegetable.