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rare done

[clo clo @ChloeTheFierce]

Thinking about how I helped a man from a dating app identify that the ring he found while snorkeling was David Yurman only for us to never go on a date. He wasted my time and got a free jewelry appraisal. The sassy man apocalypse is real.

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

hottest guy on Severance is obviously Mr. Milchick but why is second hottest guy is kinda Irving

[mons†er reactions @LMonsterReacts]

economy is worse than ever, homophobia is on the rise and lady gaga is #1 on the charts. welcome back 2009!

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The Onion, 2018.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Elon bouncing on it crazy style

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

Trying to think of a historical parallel here, sit tight

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

😭😭😭

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

You are here:

[kie @criminalplaza]

this is what clocking out feels like

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Melania Trump kissing Donald Trump vs Melania Trump kissing Gavin Newsom.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

life was so simple when i had gigantic posters from these magazines plastered all over my walls like a shrine and now i live paycheck to paycheck

[adi @buwygfiib]

“donald trump has signed an executive order—“
“donald trump has revoked—“
“donald trump—“

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.

[clo clo @ChloeTheFierce]

@arod_twit Fave fave but $$$ foundation is chantecaille future skin - literally your skin but better and doesn’t cling to or emphasize texture/imperfections🥲 otherwise Laura mercier tinted moisturizer or their foundation with a beauty blender and a luminous primer. Sincerely,a broke bitch

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

me and the man that traumatized me