Princess Chloe

If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

"Chloe why are you wearing the burger king crown at work?"

Uh, first off, don't speak to me that way, I'm a fucking princess.👑

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

@kweenwhore I love you too😍

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

@Saddle_queen I said fuck Valentine's this year and volunteered my bf's mom to host a second thanksgiving instead.😂

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

So.... I'm only at this job for three more days. Is it acceptable to tell somebody to go fuck themselves? Because I really don't care or get paid enough to deal with these shitty customers anymore.😂

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

I don't always know what I want to do with my life, but I do know what kind of person I want to be.

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

Sitting quietly at my desk minding my own.

My boss in her office:
CHLOE WHYYYYYYY ARE YOU LEAVING US? WILL YOU PLEASE STAY? YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU WILL HATE IT. YOUR JOB WILL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING.

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

I just spent 20 minutes explaining to a customer that there litterally is no way to apply graphics to a window and be able to see both in and out. He threw a fit.
It took a grown man 20 minutes to figure out the concept of the 15 GIANT FUCKING WINDOWS in front of him as we spoke.

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

Gross old man customer: I only come here to see the pretty girls.

Me: those are next door, they're expensive. Here are your signs. Please leave.

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

My dumb ass spent 5 minutes last night telling my grandma (who has cancer and recently lost all of her beautiful blonde hair) how soft and great my hair felt after washing it the other night.
I didn't realize what I was doing until I saw the look on her face. I'm a dick.😂😭

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

My bosses: Quit telling people that the massage place next door is a whore house.

Me: But it is, their business has been slow lately, and quite frankly their rent is what pays our light/water bill here.. So I'm not exactly sure of what you want from me.. 😂

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

Me: "I just want you to be happy always."

Also me: "If we ever marry and divorce, I'm taking your fucking cat."

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

Honestly wish I had it in me to let other people pay all my bills. This 40 hours a week shit sucks. 😭

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

Why is a weekend office job so hard to find?😭

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

"You need to dress a little more professionally"

Excuse me, but you need pay me a little more professionally, then we can talk.😂

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

Brian used to say things like "nobody in your family will ever love you more than me, you don't need them" then watch my reaction to decide if it was working for him...

Jon makes it a point to see them, and to include them in things he knows will make me happy. ☺💗

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

When your bosses round up on your hours and give you the full check anyway💗

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

Somebody please tell me why me and my mom have the same favorite sex shop?
And why she just invited me to ladies night there with her next month?😂

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

Just as I was feeling good about my clean house and adult life, I spilled the bong water all over myself and the couch.
We'll try this again next week.

[Princess Chloe @ChloeWSHR23]

Nothing feels adultier than leaving my Harry Potter marathon to pay rent and scrub BOTH bathrooms😂