Chlo 🦋🎄

fiat 500 twitter at its finest x

[Chlo 🦋🎄 @ChloeWebbTW]

If my future husband doesn’t love me like my dad loved my mum I don’t want him

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[Orla @Orla_McRide]

More women are killed by femicide in Northern Ireland by white men than any other race or nationality.

Where are the riots for that?

#Belfast #Ulster #NorthernIreland

[Joss Sheldon @JossSheldon]

> Fred West killed 12-20 people. No riots.
> Harold Shipman killed 215-250 people. No riots.
> 522 murders took place in England and Wales, in the year ending March 2025. No riots.
> An immigrant kills 1 person. Violent riots.

It's two-tier rioting, isn't it?

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

If your response to an innocent man being brutally assaulted is to burn other innocent people out of their homes, you're a fucking monster. It really is that simple.

[ClareFDoo @missdaisyfdoo]

Good to know where the attacker is from. Then, we as a society can whip up racist hate against Sudanese migrants whilst ignoring the two murders a week of women by white men in the UK because the issue isn’t men in general, it’s only those foreign men who are murderous animals.

[blondehun @blondehunx]

imagine everytime a white person committed a crime i had to fear for my life because there’s protests of people wanting to blame me

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Chlo 🦋🎄 @ChloeWebbTW]

@5ophieTWGranger 😭😭😭

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

Ok here goes:

They don't.

[megan @sackieshipman]

uk weather right now feels like walking into any primark

[JennyPup Death @JennyPupDeath]

is this not normal

[TheDarkDuchess @TheDarkDuchesss]

Im almost 24 so im definitely undeniably an adult but like I definitely feel like I should still be a teenager and my actual age is confusing and scary to me

[zoe 🍀🐝 @antxpia]

england was shitting out hail last week and now it's going to be 35c next week. Yeah okay mate we're just doing whatever arent we just having a right laugh

[Beffy @beffybadbelly]

An objectively brilliant insult, especially if you add “absolute” before it.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

someone said that cranberry juice tastes like it doesn't want to be wet & i can't stop thinking about it

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

Remember your Mam doing your hair and couldn’t find a bobble, so she would drag you half way round the house while holding your hair.

[kimberly @kcrlfs]

the way so many qrts on this are "JUST BECAUSE YOU LOVE HAVING A GIANT PIECE OF METAL SHOVED UP YOUR VAGINA DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO" and it's like... well, nobody loves that. you don't have to love it. it's a medical procedure that takes 30 seconds & helps you not die of cancer.

[Thomas Willett @ThomasWillett9]

Fork found in kitchen.

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $6.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $6 AT WALMART.