Kaloé

keep it thuggin’

[bella @Anabeeellle_xo]

they DYED THEIR HAIR LMAOOO. i would lose it omg😭😭 i would have known right there that i picked the right Godparents lol

[Jelly Santos @MrsJellySantos]

Wait til you see Helga! 😂

[Kaloé @ChloeZuri_]

these fuckin birds are arguing outside my window & they legit sound like pterodactyls

[Degraciá 🍉 @xohhhh_]

What he said

[Kaloé @ChloeZuri_]

it’s officially that time of the year where you get in the car in the morning & your carmex is frozen 🙄🙄

[Kaloé @ChloeZuri_]

this era of my life is such a catastrophe

[Jxmmi 🐌 @Jxmmi]

You weird if you play with somebody knowing they got nothing but good intentions for you.

[Kaloé @ChloeZuri_]

@Midnight_Kid23 naw bc did u watch the second video under it? shits sickening

[Kaloé @ChloeZuri_]

i’m soo mf done w men. if u got a dick don’t contact me bro. y’all piss me tf off.

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

Black men >>>>

[Kaloé @ChloeZuri_]

yoooooooooo i’m so done recording snaps while i run i fuckin accidentally posted a video all up in my double chin & outta breath 💀💀

[Kraft Doll @triceclark]

My fav internet genre is when peoples life change after posting something they love to do

[spicebae @spicebae_]

i just want a mf to get it right the first time. i'm not even saying be perfect, but appreciate me the first time, respect me the first time, don't play in my face like i don't love or value myself enough to want better and walk away..

[Kaloé @ChloeZuri_]

drove 3 min to sheetz for a pop. came home & been sitting in my car for 2 hours now. send help pls

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

my terrible habit

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

i think people forget that having someone who genuinely cares for you is a gift that should not be taken for granted

[Kaloé @ChloeZuri_]

@luigi_mariee you were TWENTY minutes late to the OKAY’D time ma’am !!!!

[Kaloé @ChloeZuri_]

waiting for @luigi_mariee LATE ass at the restaurant & the waitress had the nerve to ask “is your date coming” bitch i wanted to crawl under the table & die ok.

[Kaloé @ChloeZuri_]

i just have to fucking LAUGH at the shit i put myself through 😂😂😂