chloe

be kind, be good, be beautiful.

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

This is a playlist that I made for my gorgeous wonderful girlfriend but all can enjoy. Take a listen and have a lovely day. https://t.co/pNAgv4ty1X

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

all girls born after 1853 can’t cook...

all they know how to do is send letters, get pneumonia, crank they cotton gin, prep for the civil war and lie

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

@lsu stop sending my girlfriend emails. she’s unsubscribed from your emails four times and still gets daily emails. she doesn’t want to go to your school you big dummy

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

rt if you or a loved one is a good boy

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

What my girlfriend just texted me:

My body: I just want water
Me: I mean there’s Dr. Pepper right over there

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

my girlfriend, frantically: babe it’s 2018,, y-you can’t say things like that anymore
me: the truth must be spoken
my girlfriend: you’ll be labeled an outcast
me: I’m not afraid of them
my girlfriend: babe no!
me: 🗣 Hamilton Still Bangs

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

Me, a dumb bitch who can’t spell: Restaurant is spelled like that because of the Mandela Effect and anyone who disagrees is a lizard person from this timeline. In this paper,

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

Straight man: my girlfriend
Me, a wlw: that’s our word

[azha moné @azhamone]

BDK Probate Spring 18
y’all my brother clowns too much 😂

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

APO National Service Fraternity https://t.co/6LGGOF0VHi

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

And there it is

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

I received a $50.00 donation supporting @CMNHospitals Dance Marathon! Join me: https://t.co/92W697asJJ

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

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[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

New idea for baseball: give the runners gloves too. If they catch the ball, the player closest to him on the other team is out.

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

I just found out that Joe Keery was in spring awakening. @joe_keery sing to me right now

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

me seeing a pile of yellow/orange/red leaves on the ground an hour after seeing Coco: holy shit dude

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

two different groups of people walking past me: *speaking fluent french*
me, someone who has tried for many years to learn french with very little success: j'ai suis attaqué

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

I received a $50.00 donation supporting @CMNHospitals Dance Marathon! Join me: https://t.co/92W697asJJ

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

I received a $10.00 donation supporting @CMNHospitals Dance Marathon! Join me: https://t.co/92W697asJJ

[chloe @Chloe_Bourgeois]

I received a $25.00 donation supporting @CMNHospitals Dance Marathon! Join me: https://t.co/92W697asJJ