chloeonthegoey

that was a fake laugh by the way

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

me: I have plantar fasciitis and can barely walk
my boyfriend: 🙄

@EliManning: plantar fasciitis is extremely painful
my boyfriend: wow what a tough guy. true warrior. incredible resilience.

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

Proud of my hair for still being wet after an 8 am shower.

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

@VerizonNews Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

Stay tuned as I live tweet what my boyfriend and his best friend say during the Eagles game. Go birds.

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

Do you still have good luck if you throw up the pork and sauerkraut?

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

I got pink eye from the hot tub at Seven Springs 💗

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

Camping with your significant other >>

Camping with your significant other without your dog <<

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

He’s passing everything but away.

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

Big fan of my boyfriend’s love for golf. I get hours each week to do my Lego’s and rot on the couch or play with my plants.

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

I actually identify as a gossip girl

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

My boss just said “I haven’t heard that since I lived on the farm!” in response to a Mr. Nolt using “blutz” in a story he was telling us about a wagon ride he took recently.

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

My boyfriend really loves ranch so I created a ranch heart and I think it should be @Apple’s newest emoji

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

It’s giving rush week

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

55 POINTS

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

When I say I like football this is what I mean

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

If he’s not my soulmate then why does he like the high noon flavors that I don’t???

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

Thinking about the time I sold my old couch to a dude who turned around and sold it for 200 bucks more. Life comes at you fast.

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

Race against the gummy 🏎️

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

@bukow10 Finally you admit it

[chloeonthegoey @Chloe_Hess]

As cookie season approaches it’s important to remember to put a piece of bread in your various tins to ensure your cookies stay soft. TY to @bukow10 for the reminder.