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[dr. m @Chloe_Masterson]

i was just told that i “look jaded enough to be a pharmacist” and honestly that’s the best compliment i’ve ever gotten

[dr. m @Chloe_Masterson]

heaven is a hot dog cannon

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Working Moms Day.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[F@gHag (Global) @missmaamshe]

It’s time to throw another brick

[Swamp Princess🐊 @officialdoechii]

I want abs without doing anything. Just give em to me damn.

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Have we considered a lifelong Accelerated Reader program where grown adults in their 30s and 40s can get free movie tickets and better airline seats if they read books

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store

[Mads @europemaxxed]

better than watching the ball drop

[Ferris St. Football @FerrisFootball]

BEST EVER! Ferris State became the first NCAA D1 or D2 team in the modern era of college football to finish 16-0, winning a fourth national championship this fall! History made! 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

me having third helpings of food in this our ozempic year 2025

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

🦃🦃🦃

[meghan @deloisivete]

Step 1 of any recipe should be my husband stops standing in front of the drawer I need

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m uncomfortable when I sit, when I lay down, when I stand up… I can’t take this no more

[PharmaFactz @PharmaFactz]

Paracetamol doesn’t cause autism. Myths do more harm than medicine.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

As a radical act of defiance against beauty norms, I am going another summer without a summer body.

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Want to know why those other countries have lower brand drugs prices than us ?

They don't have PBMs. We are the ONLY country that uses PBMs.

Insane

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

National Treasure 3 is going to be based on Nic Cage stealing the Epstein client list from a secret vault at the White House.

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

happy pride month to all my girls, gays, theys, and non-binary baes!

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes