one time my friend broke my favorite hollister flip flop at the one direction concert WITH zayn AND 5sos, so i had to walk around barefoot the whole time. naturally we aren’t friends anymore. can’t believe harry had to see me like that
when i was like 8, David Copperfield made my mom disappear at one of his shows and to this day my mom still won’t tell me how it happened. she just says “it was magic”
like i need to know