flo

23, easily amused n usually confused

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

@AbuIbsu @GaryLineker @BBCOne There are literally 20+ cameras at a football game ffs 😂 they can roll without being on live... we can all see what’s going on. It’s disrespectful and cruel, they should have gone to studio.

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

I don’t mean to alarm anyone but I think I might be dead

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

If I say yes to 11 night shifts on the bounce again, someone run me over

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

@Ruby_Cecil I do this allll the time! Mainly with burgers 😂

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

Everyone else’s scars from endo laps are really neat and tidy and mine looks like a fucking swastika 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

This time last year, I flew off a quad bike in Bali and almost killed myself 🤟🏽

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

That’s fucking terrifying 😂

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

I just donated a special premature nappy to a UK hospital by tweeting #PampersForPreemies - show your support and do the same! 👶

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

Gonna spend the day procrastinating and making toasties🙂

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

@BA_Harvey Yerp

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

Just had a 5 minute argument with my 14 year old sister about how the alphabet goes ‘LMNO’ not ‘LNMO’ and honestly it’s given me a headache

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

Proper tickled me😭😭😂

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

Whyyyyyyy am I so fuckin weird man where’s the off switch someone help

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

The iPhone update lets you swipe across the keyboard to make a word and it’s weird

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

My son’s dancing and singing Spanish... he is officially Dora the fucking exploraaaaaaaah

[Snaps Shirehampton @shiresnap]

Toddlers and pre-school found a new friend in the garden this afternoon🌱🍃

[flo @ChloeeKelly]

Omfg this is me when I go to the bathroom and my sons been SCREAMING at me for half an hour😭😭