Chloe Monty

She/Her.

[⋆｡ ﾟ☁︎｡ Marina ⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡ ⋆ @TheBigMD69]

My bush grows faster than your beard lower your tone

[Chloe Monty @ChloeeeMonty]

@firefox @jjaninev

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Female rage is interesting because underneath it is usually a woman who asked politely 47 times

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do after work is nothing.

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

"He who is without ovaries, shall not make laws for those who do."

-Fallopians 24:7

[KRIS MEAT SPILL! @MEATSPILL]

sorry can you add more ads to your recipe website, I can still sort of read it clearly

[awesome cookie @awesomecookie69]

it’s always a girls night out cause I got my boobs with me

[Alelliott @alelliott88]

This is how I got all my news growing up

[casper @cr3ss3li4]

i wish that british people understood that immigrants are the life and soul of this country

[𝙉𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙖. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Sent an email, Checked it off my to-do list and they responded in less than 5 minutes now I gotta add this to the list again

[Chloe Monty @ChloeeeMonty]

@LacklusterLivs Looks like she’s singing “that’s me espresso” the Sabrina Carpenter song maybe??

[Maira @maira4yo]

“See you at 8”

Me at 5:30

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

"I'd rather live next to a refugee than a Reform MP"
Sticker spotted in Preston, UK

[yagi @yducknow]

How life feels when the day was so busy that you didn’t have time to overthink

[Dick Miller, M.D. @BJones18245]

What’s your 5 beer plan? Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?