Professional Cat Mom

great googly moogly

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

You guys… look how cute my kids are

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

Oh to be a man

[Austine @theereal_one]

Wym an everything shower??? ! So u don’t wash everything every time???

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

I’ve barely slept in days. I cry at the drop of a hat. I have no energy and my medicine is not helping

“We can discuss that at your appointment on the 20th”

🙃

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

I love Tay-Tay…. But no. Absolutely not

[zozo𖣂︎ @brentfaiyagz]

THEY CAN NOT BE SERIOUS ??? 😭😭

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

@aahrobot I didn’t realize it was going to be so hard to find someone to take our money. I’m baffled. Bouta buy my own tables and chairs and start my own rental business 💀

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

It is baffling how many businesses do not respond to social media messages???

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

@aahrobot I posted on BU Events asking about table and chair rentals and someone recommend a business. The business page even commented and was like “yeah! Reach out!” It’s been over 2 weeks of trying to contact them. I’m done lmao

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

“I’m not coming to your wedding. How many people are invited? You’re having alcohol? There better not be any kids there”

Girl you ain’t even gonna be there don’t worry bout it 😫

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

Tell me why I didn’t think Post Malone was attractive at all, but then he put on Wranglers and a pearl snap and I’m like… okay 😌❤️

I have a sickness

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Maya Rudolph on Hot Ones is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

Do I have to change my Instagram handle after I get married, I don’t wanna 😪🤣

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

Or honestly any decoration ideas at all because I literally could not care less. The new theme is white trash bash, welcome to the garage

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

If someone sends me one more wedding idea that includes burlap or sunflowers I will scream

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

@foreverakevmon

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

Gee I’m glad I didn’t buy myself a kindle on Prime Day because now I have ANOTHER FREAKING CAT that has to be on special food the rest of their life. Mf’er is only 2 yrs old 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

I have a sunburn on my nose from taking this damn dog out to pee 8 trillion times a day

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

@ericamposey And you are correct

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

@TheRealTee_5 Pray for Logan, he’s probably very scared rn

[Professional Cat Mom @Chloeee_K97]

I knew taking care of a puppy would be very different than taking care of a kitten. But DAMN, I’m fucking tired 😂