chloe

[cas @Casnoelleee]

spring break is just to remind us that we could have actual personalities if we slept and ate enough

[chloe @Chloemont12]

@sierraselwa Amazing 😂

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO IS THERE ?
CHLOE
CHLOE WHO
NOTHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Sleeping At Last @sleepingatlast]

just a midday tweet to remind you that you’re incredible.

[James @CaucasianJames]

getting double bounced on a trampoline was the last time i felt something

[Alanna @alannak05]

person: *does something rude to me*

me:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

I'm sorry

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Love difficult people.
You’re one of them.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

me: *dying of black plague*

my mom: ..I have an essential oil for that.

[James @CaucasianJames]

is it cool if my grandma comes she’s totally chill

[chloe @Chloemont12]

my mom emailed me a meme

[chloe @Chloemont12]

if you want to date your crush just send them the lyrics to rock star by hannah montana and they will ask you out trust me i am an expert in relationships you’re welcome

[chloe @Chloemont12]

i don’t want to meet celebrities i like because i’m afraid they will smell weird and ruin it for me

[chloe @Chloemont12]

I will never understand why people use almond extract to replicate a cake flavor in non-cake foods

[chloe @Chloemont12]

Sometimes I wake up with phrases or questions in my mind and this morning I woke up saying this in my head: “I literally all the time say ‘literally all the time’” What ??

[chloe @Chloemont12]

@sierraselwa It really cracks me up 😂

[chloe @Chloemont12]

Every time I get in the car to go somewhere, my phone immediately starts playing Life is a Highway by Rascal Flatts through the bluetooth and I don’t even know why that’s in my library. I don’t even use iTunes. 😂 Make it stopppp

[Crusoe the Dachshund @Celeb_Dachshund]

I planted a tree today for #EarthDay. And I didn’t even dig it up again afterwards.

[cas @Casnoelleee]

roman soldiers: wow I can’t believe Jesus is finally dead
Jesus emerging from the tomb: haha April Fool’s suckas

[chloe @Chloemont12]

@ashbash_5eva oh that’s a good idea! thanks!