SamR

don’t worry about it!

[Gabi @lellasiallena]

Reality is nothing but the trembling between two absolutes.

[Heidi Klum’s worm face @w0rm_face]

I bet Kris Jenner had all her kids sign NDAs because they all know who Khloe’s biological father is and I bet Khloe will SPILL IT the second Kris goes to the great plastic surgeon in the sky.

[Stereogum @stereogum]

When Charlie Puth wants lunch, he tells his driver, "I’m hungies!” https://t.co/rFkRfJAXBB

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[SamR @Chloroformula]

@FilmUpdates You are not going to gaslight me into thinking she’s a good actress

[Bugman Hegel @FedPoasting]

Life must be so much more exciting and mysterious when you’re retarded

[o @acquaintf8]

She’s a comedic genius actually

[SamR @Chloroformula]

@rancidgirll Did we ever find out who meghan maroney is

[21 year old rich auntie with no kids @JAYCTII]

cock and ball? really Janet?

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[Nick @gaynick_]

Gay bar in Brooklyn. Uptight transgender bartender named ❍︎♏︎♎︎ 🙰♋︎⍓︎ has an attitude problem.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Michael Jackson is gone
Prince is gone
Madonna is still here.

Lil Tay is gone.
Bhad Bhabie is gone.
Woah Vicky? I'm still here.

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

bitches love blaming they zodiac sign "ima asparagus" bitch you a hoe

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

Amy Adams for everything that she’s been through she’s still acting

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

pick yo daughter up thursday. or we gone have a problem.

[SamR @Chloroformula]

@Variety Whack him again

[dom @Hitmondom]

Just remembered this queen and now I want oysters