Chlse_

Woke leftie, etc...

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Flying a passenger jet, I once let my co-pilot take a nap. Shortly after, I fell asleep myself. Nobody was flying the plane for at least 20 minutes. Thank fuck for auto-pilot, eh?

[Deborah💙 @DeadasDodos]

@Aiannucci @Chlse_ From the same government that brought us Brexit and austerity.

[Chlse_ @Chlse_]

@sus_elena @Jacxdad3376 That's it

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm four months behind on my reports at work, but I spent today working out how many men I'd have to suck off to get my daily recommended protein. It'd take 33 hours a day. Not worth it.

[Chlse_ @Chlse_]

@luke_vassor @fesshole Nooo you're not 🤣

[Chlse_ @Chlse_]

@zaberto @jayrad198900 @fesshole Oh look, a man has an opinion.

[Chlse_ @Chlse_]

@fesshole You're the embarrassment.

[Chlse_ @Chlse_]

@fesshole Honestly thought the last line was "absolutely would do it again"

[Chlse_ @Chlse_]

@Yossari99194539 @_Octaviaan @fesshole git

[Chlse_ @Chlse_]

@AnnaMacPhoenix @_Octaviaan @fesshole I hate 'of' instead of 'with' 😡

[Chlse_ @Chlse_]

@fesshole Noooo they didn't 🤣🤣🤣

[Chlse_ @Chlse_]

@turkeygruel @KatyLancaster19 @RachelG21879460 👍 👍

[Katy L @KatyLancaster19]

Please help settle a debate between me and my husband.

Remember the chocolate club advert, what where the words in the song.

Was it

'if you like alot of chocolate on your biscuit join OUR club'

or

'if you like alot of chocolate on your biscuit join A club'

[Chlse_ @Chlse_]

@KatyLancaster19 I thought it was A club but I'm a massive idiot 🤣🤣🤣

[Micheal OLainn @micheal_olainn]

JK Rowling is fully consumed by hate.

She is entirely lost to hate.

[Chlse_ @Chlse_]

@DundeeGooner14 @petemorristwit Racists gonna racist.

[nat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️LFC #BLM #JFT97 @nateliie1970]

@DundeeGooner14 @petemorristwit Dirty immigrants? I’d rather live next to immigrants than nasty racists like you. Racists are the lowest of the low.

[Chlse_ @Chlse_]

Women. Women would not love the idea. It's bad enough even now!!

[Tolerance Will Kill You @peskyrightwing]

@bo66ie29 Can’t imagine anyone not loving the idea of going back to the 50’s

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Creative Industries make up 6% of our economy. That’s more than car and oil industries together. They employ 2.3million people. To cut funding for creative arts at university level is fudge-brained, cack-hearted thinking pitched very much at the highest level of economic self-harm. https://t.co/tzuKldPQNO