Chee Man

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[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

I can just tell 96% of your classes students fucking hate you

[Tom Joudrey @TomJoudrey]

undergrad writing has gotten so bad. look what one of my students turned in

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

$100, fuckery, and pizza

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

Everyone in this situation is retarded. Female cop driver blind as shit can’t see 4 people clearly right in front of her. Also doesn’t seem to care she just murdered a mom. And a family of 4 standing in the middle of the road having a conversation like cars don’t exist 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

Houston woman struck by police car; she later died from the injuries....

"Houston police released dashcam and bodycam video Wednesday of a deadly crash that happened a couple of months ago on the northwest side.

A mom was struck and killed by an HPD officer in front of two of her children.

According to police, two officers were northbound on Antoine taking an arrested suspect to the processing center when their SUV struck Desire Pool, 41"

#houston #CityLife #police #DesirePool #traffic #cops

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

Quit smoking state owned dispensary pesticides 🥱🥱🥱 grow ya own weed with good soil and nutrients and this doesn’t happen 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Call me a conspiracy theorist but they’re purposely contaminating the weed to get better yields and to scare people away from it.

[SenseiiBooch @BoochDaSensei]

I just got diagnosed with Cannabinoid Hypermesis Syndrome🥲 shit sucks but I gotta put the gas down for awhile

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

ITS CAUSE YOU SMOKE MID 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Smoked a blunt with my Supervisor on lunch break, this nigga clocked in and fired me

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

Telling LGBTQ people to buy a Taurus should be considered a hate crime. Tell them to buy something of actual quality. Glock 19, PSA Dagger, CZ P10c, Sig Sauer 365 Micro Compact, M&P Shield, Walther PDP F series. Many better carry guns on the market than that $300 shitbox

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

POSSIBLE THINGS TO SAY WHILST VOTING TODAY:

Wait Joe Biden isn’t running?

They’re both so good I can’t decide

I already did 50 mail ins. This one’s just for fun

Jill Stein has this one in the bag fs

Voting for Biden’s second term. That fucker does not get to retire 😂😂😂

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

Mylar spray packs will be the death of the weed industry. Shit flatter than flapjacks with that ass packaging. #MAKEOGGREATAGAIN

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

Shoot it

[JT @Jaberuski]

What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

Quit going to Whole Foods if you ain’t tryna pay over $100 everytime you shop retard

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

This cost me $175.

I don’t care if you think Trump is “mean”

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

If you turn this on you a bitch

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 Zombies features an arachnophobia mode, which lets players optionally disable spiders in Zombies

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

Midzotic trim concentrates

[Preaches @preaches]

If you’re still smoking on this shit pls find a new 🔌

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

the Selective Service Act of 1917

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Took a moment with @alexandracooper to see if we could think of any law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man’s body.

The answer? No.

[N2F @Nar2funny]

Shits like sneaker drops for fat niggas

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

He’s working on it bro chill. Not like he’s been in office over 3 and a half years now

[‏ً @ItsJabrone]

my nigga

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

Free bro he ain’t snitching!!!

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

I bet you’ve never seen a dog Mirandized before😭

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

“Destructive device” literally is just a semi auto shotgun. Nothing new about this just a different design with a lil too many shells for the feds liking

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

Most useless community notes of all time

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Why does democract have the word demon in it

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

In Mongolia the swastika is a symbol of good luck and prosperity that has been used often by Buddhists for thousands of years. But you’re too culturally retarded to know that some inbred German fuck twisted it into the forbidden symbol it is today.

[Chee Man @ChoafeW]

This how I feel when I play Valorant

[moike @lilmoike]

What the fuck? Gay little marksman