Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist

Late-blooming, sex-positive, kink-friendly Black man documenting my journey.

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[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

It's weird to look outside and see an ashy ass sky with a red dot in the middle of it all.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

@BrittnyCBarnes Hard to believe you're even close to 37.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

It might be time for me to say something because if you can't do your job...why is it always someone else's responsibility?

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

It happened again.

I am annoyed.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

I enjoy my day job.

I don't enjoy my day job when someone with a greater title than mine tries to shove his work off on everybody else.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

Because I like this picture of me, I'll put it on the TL.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

Make someone's Tuesday brighter.

Put some titties in someone's inbox today.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

Make someone's Tuesday brighter.

Put some titties in someone's inbox today.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

I don't have kids.

Probably won't have any.

But I can promise you if I did and you call my kids the "R" word or say anything else sideways about them, cutting you off professionally would be the LEAST of your worries.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

ESPECIALLY considering that goofy dude swore up and down Hov was his big brother/mentor.

You don't say negative/degrading/rude things about your "big brother/mentor's" children.

[m. @moseason_]

I wouldn’t be “reuniting” with a nigga who called my kids retarded either. Give it a fucking rest!

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

Super random fantasy.

I just thought about how sexy it would be for a woman to join me in bed with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots on...and nothing else.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

One thing I don't miss about in-person jobs.

My last in person job, we weren't even allow to sip water sitting at our desks because patrons would get the impression that they could do the same and our manager couldn't have that.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

An underdiscussed part of modern capitalism is how low-wage workers are often micromanaged every minute they’re on the clock, while many high-wage jobs come with hours of unstructured computer time where no one really cares what you’re doing as long as the work gets done.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

I moved into my current spot later that year, so I've had almost four years of alone time.

Should be enough to make me go out and try to meet someone, but...dating in 2026...

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

Working from home is a luxury I'm grateful for.

I just wish I had a lunch break quickie partner from time to time.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

Fun fact: I have not been in an office setting since March of 2022.

I don't know what I'd do if I ever have to go back to that.

[BUILD MORE HOUSING! @Dartagan_Llore]

Lindsey Graham said that Joe Biden would be dead by the end of the year.

Joe Biden eating breakfast this morning:

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

Alright DC Escorts...you know what to do.

[theGrio.com @theGrio]

Sen. Lindsey Graham, a longtime South Carolina Republican and close Trump ally who once denied the existence of systemic racism in America, has died at 71 following a “brief and sudden illness,” his office said.

https://t.co/fhGLZs3wYk

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

Good afternoon.

I would like one sex, please.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

@SpanishxBarbiie I forgot how good Skittles are until this reminder...

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

Like do your fuckin' job or let someone else have the position, gang.

You got an excuse for everything but got the title the pay of someone who shouldn't have excuses. Be for real.

[Choc Apollo, Cunning Linguist @ChoclateApollo1]

I enjoy my day job.

I don't enjoy my day job when someone with a greater title than mine tries to shove his work off on everybody else.