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Kris 🦞29🦞writer 🦞Resident Evil🦞 hockey 🦞vamps🦞shitposts🦞18+ 🦞

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THOSE FUCKING PENGUINS 🔫

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So for my 30th birthday I will be driving my ass to Florida just so I can ride the Tron rollercoaster.

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The goblins In my head are telling me to play Skyrim again

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Bro did I just hit the jackpot???????

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All this Veronica stuff has gotten me very excited for the new game. So I’ve started the CV part of Pointman. It’s so good guys. But it’s fucked up even just at 2k words.

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CLAIRE’S NEW TAGLINE BEING “MADE IN HEAVEN, FORGED IN HELL”?? OH THIS GAG

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@viruscanary I LOVE THEM 😡so any excuse I have to write them.

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Sorry this one took long guys— chapter 6 is live!!!!

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I might start locking all of my fics because I’m sick of these bot comments.

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I cannot believe I fucking did that.

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Something good? Happening to me? My god.

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[Zizzle @zizzlearts]

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[･ ༝ ･ abi @maximiffy]

check on your queer friends </3

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I’ve been writing him for years and I’m just like 🤷

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Okay but to this day I don’t know what color Chris’ eyes are.

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@punkyyourelost Yeah I deleted the app again 😂😂😂😂😂

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Like not to be annoying but I’ve known you for less than 15 minutes. Why are you asking me out after like 5 messages.

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@punkyyourelost It gets worse tho. After I told him I had plans he said he wanted to kidnap me. Immediate block.

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I fucking hate dating apps bro. Why is everyone so ass. It’s like I redownload it and then 45 minutes later I want to delete it again.