Klett

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

In my elementary music classes, instead of asking “what is something good that happened to you today?” as my opener I’ve started to ask “what is something Jesus did for you today?” and the responses are PRECIOUS

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

I don’t care how bored I am, I will never watch someone’s story that looks like
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[Klett @Chocolette_S]

Instead of saying “goodbye, I love you!”, my sister and I just say “ur dumb” at the end of our phone calls every day and I think that’s better

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

Every once in a while I get in the mood to watch Titanic and every single time I regret it as I sit there crying at the end

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

Today in band, a kid was trying to secretly eat an orange in the back but he dropped it and it rolled to my podium so I peeled it and ate it as I taught. Power move

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

I miss being toxic with you and laughing at dumb crap pls come visit

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

who did this 😂😂😂

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

@oppositeofsalt Cake and bread - the two best glutenous foods in my opinion

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

Barbie in the Nutcracker is the only version of the Nutcracker I am willing to watch

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

@mikaylawilder A true tragedy for us teachers

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

A few of my students still can’t remember my name so they call me “Miss Teenager Lady”
I’m 23 but whatever

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

@WryQuip One of the things I have learned to truly appreciate after my first few months of teaching

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

“The only people who are normal are people that don’t play instruments”

- my 6th grade french horn student

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

Me: what’s the word for playing soft?
Class: piano!!
Me: what’s the word for playing loud?
Class: Roberto!!
Me: what

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

I had an itch on my back and when I reached back to scratch it a beetle fell out

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

I told a 1st grader today that my boyfriends name in my phone is “trash” bc one time he was dumb and threw trash out the car window and it made me mad
And this kid goes “hold up...you still DATING this guy?? There are other guys out there you know! It’s not too late!”

[ً ً @3hotcheetosboi]

how it started how it’s going

[Klett @Chocolette_S]

I told the man who offered to change my car oil that I would be more comfortable taking it to a dealership
He told me “women have no redeeming qualities. I have a phD I know how to change oil” and shoved me over
He then accidentally dumped all my transmission fluid out

[mk @mikaylawilder]

I wish I were one of the girls who consistently did their makeup every morning, but instead I’m one of the girls who thinks that I’ll feel sufficiently more rested if I hit snooze and sleep an extra 8 minutes, 4 times.