Chodegang

we are bros and douchebags. if you call us douchebags then fuck you #biceps

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

Everyday workout routine:
Bangin your girl 5x5
Bangin your sister 5x5
Bangin your mom 5x5
Bangin your dad 5x5
Bangin your dog 5x5
#superset

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

Donald pump is a fukin stud. Keep running this country you frog lookin ass

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

Tits are like cocaine to me

[Aidan Crowley @aidancrowley13]

Only thing I'm giving up for lent is leg day

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

Round 2:

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

The best birth control is anal. And coat hangers... and shotguns

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

How to Flirt 101: Bodybuilding Douche Edition

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

I don't need sex anymore, I make love to myself every day at the gym.

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

@giveawaypesh fuck your iPhone 7 Plus you fraud ass bitch. We don't accept free stuff. We work for our gains. With the help of steroids

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

There's nothin like driving through town with the boys, windows down, bis out and listening to a compilation of Hitler's best speeches #bros

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

When you try to think of ways to make leg day more enjoyable

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

Started calling my lats my meat wings to intimidate other dudes smaller than me.

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

My vagina is wide wet and ready to do some curls #nomuscleleftbehind https://t.co/5JKrxnZct0

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

Type "my vagina is" and then press the center button until it makes a sentence. Quote tweet the results. Go!!

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

"My supplements are completely natural" yeah says your tiny nuts and crimson Chin-like jaw #juuiiiice

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

If you've got a massive underbite and don't lift weights with it then you don't deserve to be in my directed study

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

For a liver seizing badass party drink, swap the red bull in your jager bombs for 3-7 scoops of preworkout.
We call it the Jager MOAB.

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

I just did legs for the first time and I would rather get raped by a middle aged black man with a road spike and a taser than do it again

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

The best thing about being a bro is that the fear of losing testosterone from ejaculating will keep you from ever having an accident child

[Chodegang @ChodeGangInc]

Will you be my spot? @Smeech_42 https://t.co/V472xQ171u