Chode

you either stand for something or fall in the shower

[Chode @Chodeodile]

@murdockthewiz let's make this go viral

[Chode @Chodeodile]

there's a secret phase???

[Chode @Chodeodile]

Ointment brand called Da Balm but it's just battery acid

[Chode @Chodeodile]

Head held high with pride knowing no one hates themselves as much as I do

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

😏heh. looks like my work here is dumb

[Errai @errai]

Clown school bully shoving 14 kids in a locker

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

interrupts you. interrupts you again

[Chode @Chodeodile]

@ettingermentum Truthy nukey

[Chode @Chodeodile]

What to do if tamping iron in skull
Tamping iron in skull causing pain
Tamping iron removal near me
How long is too long for a tamping iron to be in skull
Tamping iron in skull reddit

[Chode @Chodeodile]

Blinking slowly at the agitated police officer who pulled me over for going 60 in a school zone so they know I'm not a threat

[Chode @Chodeodile]

*waking up screaming in the middle of the night*
"I'M NOT WAAAAAASHED!!!!"
*breathing a sigh of relief cause I realize I'm not anyone's GOAT*

[Losing it @prophethusband]

A man has an insatiable urge to acquire more jackets

[Chode @Chodeodile]

27 year old man getting stun locked at work when called "sweet baby boy"

[Chode @Chodeodile]

Chungus is short for chopped hungus

[Chode @Chodeodile]

Walton Mohgwyns starring in The Righteous Glintstones

[Chode @Chodeodile]

The hornful tooter

[Chode @Chodeodile]

Time travelling so I can go back and explain to my younger self all the great one liners James from team rocket had

[Chode @Chodeodile]

*trying to sound smart*
It's like awesome's razor

[Chode @Chodeodile]

Making a tweet so powerful that everyone who reads it is knocked away by 25 meters

[Chode @Chodeodile]

Cool guy I met at work today. We said we'd keep in touch but I have a feeling I'll never see him again..