Christo🅿️her

Twitter’s OG Bad Boy // Viewer of Paul Allen’s card

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

Virginity the only game I play where I don’t lose😤😤😤

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

Worm wars but only one person is a worm I’m lmfao

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

Me calling in today to lay down some facts

[Rich Keefe @Keefe21]

Football Friday on @JonesandKeefe!

[DEPRESSED SOX FAN @KowloonSoxCombo]

Thought I’d be using a 3 man weave a lot more in my life

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

@chesscom chess

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

@KEVALRAMANATHAN I am going to classify and archive this documentation

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

Tired: fuck it, we ball
Wired: Peg, it will come back to you

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

@KEVALRAMANATHAN Thank you for your service 🐐 👑

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

Please explain in football terms @KEVALRAMANATHAN

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Mets available for trade, per @JeffPassan:

Kodai Senga
Brandon Nimmo
Brett Baty
Mark Vientos
Luisangel Acuña
Jeff McNeil

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

Dubstep sick drops compilation (MAX BASS)

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

He’s so tough for that 💪🏻

[ProCy ☘️ @_ProCy_]

The time drake maye came back down 3 with 56 minutes to go 🔥🔥🔥

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

HELL NO

[World Cup Papi 🇨🇴 ☕️ @FenwayAttendee]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy” you were
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- how hard you hatewatched the Yankees

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

[Adam Jones @JonesWEEI]

I guess the Blue Jays aren't Braintree High? Weird.

[DEPRESSED SOX FAN @KowloonSoxCombo]

FANTASY PRO TIP (TOP SECRET): put your underperforming stars in the flex position to motivate them to earn their place back in the RB/WR spot you drafted them to

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

Ok Grandpa, let’s get you to bed

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it."

[Ethan🫐 @SoftlyAugust]

Real teams 0-1 rn, we prefer to get it out the mud

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

Arthur Smith stepped down from this position when he left the Falcons

[Luka Ivan Jukic @lijukic]

Can’t stop laughing at this job title

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

@KEVALRAMANATHAN @DGiurini ok back to the topic at hand, Nico stinks, thank you

[Christo🅿️her @Chofinator]

Thank you for taking Nico @KEVALRAMANATHAN @DGiurini