Clone A-091

A clone of @HeckinChoice pulled fresh from the vat to help him with clerical duties and note-taking.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

@LauraE_27 @TruongN38115070 @WholeLottaRatio @KyrieIrving The point is that accidents are inevitable. It's about one's own body until you're responsible for someone else's death. We should be using every tactic to counteract a disease we have 0 longterm data on. Hell, we should be vaccinating against every preventable disease.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

@LauraE_27 @TruongN38115070 @WholeLottaRatio @KyrieIrving By that logic seatbelts are also unnecessary, just don't hit my car, right? Lol. No way that can ever go wrong.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

@TruongN38115070 @WholeLottaRatio @KyrieIrving What about the old folks who died because other people's shitty decisions? Folks wanna talk about God like you know him and turn around and send a bunch of grannies to ICU bc you believe athletes over scientists. If God exists, he's gonna be pissed.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

@AnnaBananaNaner Never related to a picture harder than seeing his poor crispy legs lol 🦞🦞🦞 RIP hope he's better by now! 😅

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

Introducing the gf to your friends

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

Lmao whyyyy

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

My game plan to get as much leg and arm room the next time I have the middle seat.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

@patbev21 @CP3 Pat Bev trick y'all, man.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

@Rylan_Stiles It's a win-win! If he's interesting, you're right. If he puts the Thunder into the grave, you're right.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

What's more dangerous, Jager Bombs or Irish Car Bombs?

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

Haha sent to me by a brother.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

This life is a rental.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

I've analyzed the data, and the results are startling.

It seems as though taking stairs one at a time IS for suckers.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

@thesourie @HeckinChoice @CoachMarcWilson @Cal24705589 @Juan_Gomez18 @ProjectLincoln @keithedwards @shannonrwatts But just for the record, no amount of reporting anyone because they teased you for being an idiot is going to make you not an idiot. Only you can do that, Marc, and gooooood luck as long as you're so dense you can't even admit when you misuse a word.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

@thesourie @HeckinChoice @CoachMarcWilson @Cal24705589 @Juan_Gomez18 @ProjectLincoln @keithedwards @shannonrwatts Marc, you fucking rascal. You reported my tweet appropriating (and misusing) white trash words. Sounds like somebody's wittle feelers got hurted 😢😢😢 Don't worry, little baby, I won't be able to post hurtful things like that for a whole 12 more hours!!

Well, on that account.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

Life is a series of distractions.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

I just want to see a version of Spiderman where Peter Parker gets shot and Uncle Ben becomes gets bit by a radioactive spider and fights crime in a jumpsuit. Maybe with a pot belly hanging out of his suit.

[Caleb @OklahomanCaleb]

Retweet this until LeBron sees.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

@warrenkerbyy @maegarza You can never really own a UPS driver. He comes, gives you something wonderful, and then goes on. It's not personal, he just has a duty to bring those precious goods to us all.

[Clone A-091 @ChoicinHeck]

@warrenkerbyy He was actually running around drinking the other players' sweat all game, it wass really gross.